IT WAS A SAD DAY FOR CHEESE LOVERS EVERYWHERE
A couple face drug and burglary charges after being arrested for a cheese heist in Manawatu, New Zealand. The arrests ensued after a rail worker spotted people acting suspiciously on a track near Halcombe. A police spokesperson said “After the train, which had been carrying the cheese, arrived in Auckland it was discovered that five of its containers had been broken into”.
The couple drove away in a car throwing blocks of cheese out the window as they went, but were stopped by police and arrested soon afterwards. The 23-year old woman was charged with burglary, receiving stolen goods, possession of a Class A and B drug and possession of drug utensils. The 21-year old man was charged with burglary, receiving stolen goods, possession of a Class B drug and permitting a vehicle to be used for drug offending.
All of those charges, and not one mention of the truly horrific act committed by these two incorrigible criminals! Where is the justice for the real victim here? They threw the cheese out the window of their car, people! The CHEESE! Out of the WINDOW! If this isn’t an argument for not abolishing the death penalty, I’m sure I don’t know what is.
It is time to get organized. Take to the streets, people! Protest the cheese abuse! Join B.I.T.CH (Be Incorruptable To Cheese) now!