On this last day of 2009, I decided to break out my crystal ball and see what’s to come. Before I begin, I offer the following caveat: the predictions listed below may or may not actually occur. I cannot be held responsible for the ones that don’t, and especially for the ones that do. And so,...
For our 2010 resolutions post, we’ve decided to do something different, crazy, and completely irresponsible: We’re letting our resident Guest Blogger Jepeto have the honors. (The resolutions expressed below are those of the guest blogger and in no way represent the collective resolutions of WWFC) 2010 Resolutions (not actually 2010 resolutions, idiots, just 8...
I have been a Stephen King fan since I first read Salem’s Lot when I was 14 years old. I think that I have read every one of his books, although to be honest, I’m not 100% sure because there are just so damn many of them! (Bookstore.com lists over 1,000 titles) So, of...
Yesterday officially marked the beginning of the holidays. To begin with, I had my first pot luck dinner to go to and secondly, I took the day off work to whip up something for said pot luck. I didn’t really need the whole day, but you know those personal days don’t carry over to...
…is what the temperature was today in my neck of the woods. That would be Celsius by the way. That would be -1,800,000,032 degrees Fahrenheit. Actually, when I attempted to use a temperature conversion site to find out what -1,000,000,000 Celsius is in Farenheit, I got the following message: Your input cannot be below absolute zero. ...
I hate themes, even though there appears to be a zombie theme, cheese news theme and stoopid people theme to all of my blogs. In my defense, zombies are awesome, cheese is the meaning of life and there are just so many ridiculously stupid people in this world, the majority of whom seem destined to...
Fine. I did it. I got the damn flu shot. You can stop pestering me about it now, ok? It was the weirdest thing. I was on my way to work, with no intention of getting the flu shot, walked into the convention center on the way to the subway, saw the sign for...
Ok, it’s that time of year. Snowflakes, mistletoe, lights, wreathes, 3-hour wait for parking at the mall, 4-hour wait at the checkout line…ahhh, ’tis the season to blow someone up. This is typically the time of year when I lose all patience. Not because of the usual stressors of the holidays, but rather because it seems to...
