It’s time for zombie time! Whenever we describe our blog to someone, we usually suffix our description with “…and zombies!”, and we know what you’ve all been thinking: where the hell are those zombies?! It’s been ages since we’ve talked about anything zombie related. It’s just been cheese, cheese, cheese, which is fine and...
Recently, Jen over at redheadranting wrote about Canadians. One of her commentators mentioned Poutine (pronounced pooh-tsin. Appetizing, I know.). Ahhh, the great Canadian response to the Big Mac. Mike and I had been discussing what cheese we would be reviewing next and voilà, the decision to review Poutine came about. For those of you...
Wow. I am finally out of the hospital. My girlfriend beat the shit outta me for writing with numbers, though technically they are not numbers (Ouch! Quit it!). Alright, I am better now. Tired. No more surprises, honey, I promise. XV IX Random Thoughts I) Seriously. How can you be a beaten man? I...
Back in September when I moved into my place, a friend of mine gave me some tulip bulbs as a housewarming gift. I’ve never had my own green space before, so like a good urban gardener, I planted them. Winter came and went, and with the arrival of spring, I was curious to see...
This week, Glenn Beck’s honesty about news really being an entertainment money machine has inspired me. He wasn’t my only source of inspiration, though. CHEESE ATTEMPTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY INFILTRATING THE MEDIA Cheese has been maneuvering into a position of power, clearly trying to usurp control of the most powerful country in...
A few months back, I wrote a little post about some of the inspirational and hopeful events from 2009. Ok, so maybe “Cello Scrotum” (see Baroness Elaine Murphy ) had nothing to do with inspiration or hope. What did fall into the hopeful category was Dr. Paolo Zamboni’s treatment for MS sufferers. Since he’s...
…monster moose cocks! (Warning: this blog will contain coarse fucking language. Lots of it.) Ok, I was going to be all serious and shit about how life has been extremely crazy the last few weeks and how I’ve been dealing with huge stress at work. I was going to write about ways to effectively...
Gear up for mass listeria, folks! Silani Sweet Cheese Ltd. of Ontario is voluntarily recalling their Silani brand mozzarella. So far, nobody’s gotten sick, or died, or sued. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency said “The contaminated cheese may not look or smell spoiled, but it may look or smell like a Toyota.” Turns out...
Hey, I’m back from Kleenex Heaven! My sinuses were so blocked this week that I thought a squid had moved in. But I made it to my parents for dinner. Twice. You know, just to say “hi” and all that. Also, do not underestimate the power of chicken soup. I don’t get colds very...
Love For My Fellow Bloggers In A Totally Non-Slutty Way
Last week, WWFC was getting that warm, fuzzy feeling that only comes when you’ve received praise from your peers. (Ok, so it also comes when the cat on your lap pees, but that’s not what happened. This time.) We received our first award, and got quite a few mentions from various bloggers. Some of...
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