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Cheese In The News – Celebrity Edition

This week, Glenn Beck’s honesty about news really being an entertainment money machine has inspired me. He wasn’t my only source of inspiration, though.

CHEESE ATTEMPTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY INFILTRATING THE MEDIA

Cheese has been maneuvering into a position of power, clearly trying to usurp control of the most powerful country in the world by using the entertainment industry to brainwash the masses.

This week, in a stunning twist, one of Lost’s most beloved characters, Hugo, mentions cheese: “I got like, six different kinds of cheeses. I don’t even know what they are, but the lady at the store said they were good, so…figured you’d like cheese because…everybody likes cheese.” Everybody. Likes. Cheese.

Lady Gaga, the he/she/it thing rocking the music world recently admitted to requesting tea and cheese backstage. Just because she/he/it is so “normal” and “down to earth”. Sure…just like the rest of us.

And once cheese gets a hold of you, it doesn’t let go. Actress Amanda Peet is quoted as saying “If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I’d give up chocolate in a heartbeat.”

The signs have been around for quite a while. Even Charles de Gaulle tried to warn us: “How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?” Because the cheese cannot be governed.

But the final proof came yesterday, when Ziva, the incredibly talented blogger from Finland best known for her cookies , made this bold statement: “Melted cheese is what Satan eats.” And yet, she is not immune to the cheese. She still gave WWFC this lovely award.

Feels Like Home

We’ve admitted we work for cheese. And we make you feel at home. World domination is imminent.

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This is one of those awards that are meant to be passed along, so we had quite a dilemma on our hands. There are several amazing, talented writers that we have had the pleasure of connecting with. Awesome people we now consider friends. After much deliberation between co-blogger Mike and myself, we’ve narrowed it down to 2:

Linda over at The Good, The Bad, The Worse: She is an absolute sweetheart, a hip grandmother who loves rap music and leopard shoes. She is witty, and funny and real.

Glenn over at Man Over Board: His site is awesome, funny and informative and he has been visiting us regularly for a while now. He once commented that he feels like he knows us, and we feel the same way.

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have to prepare for the coup. Please feel free to try and bribe us for mercy.

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