As I sit here on my terrace enjoying a perfect dusk with a cold beer, I find it hard to muster up the same frustration I felt during the working week and summarize the events that annoyed the crap out of me. In fact, it was a pretty good week even though my colleagues...
Because Nothing Says ”Happy Birthday” Like Cheese… Olwyn Green, of New Zealand decided to buy an 8 lb wheel of white Lancashire Crumbly, her husband Jim’s favourite cheese, while visiting relatives in northern England, to bring back for his 75th birthday. But thanks to Iceland’s increased promiscuity resulting in a lack of virgins to sacrifice to the angry volcano gods, poor Olwyn...
Written numbers, numerals…can’t fool my love anymore. Gotta code my thoughts. I wanted to call Dan Brown to help me, but I had a brilliant idea. Morse code. Is this the first Morse code post in the world? If you concentrate and listen you might hear my thoughts. After the famous Philadelphia experiment, here...
When we started WWFC, there were a few ground rules: I wasn’t allowed to say that something or someone sucked monster moose cocks We weren’t going to talk about ourselves – at least, not in a way that wasn’t relevant We were going to remain anonymous – which means no telling friends and family about...
Cheese Gets Reconnected On Sunday, I began experiencing some technical difficulties. My Internet connection kept getting dropped. I would barely have time to load a page and then bam! Gone. By Monday, frustration had quickly escalated to panic. By Tuesday, I was experiencing extreme withdrawal symptoms and contacted my Internet provider to send over...
There have been new developments in Tulip Carnage 2010. The destruction in my garden last month caused me to instantly morph into a man well beyond my years, shaking a gnarled fist at the neighborhood cats. “Damn you cats!” But they always return to the scene of the crime, don’t they? The real culprit...
The last time we reviewed something cheese related, we disgusted the masses (ourselves included). We were so offended by “that thing” that this will be the last time we ever link back to that post. To make everything better, Nicky suggested we review a cheesecake. The question of going with store bought or homemade...
Surprisingly, there aren’t that many roles calling for a dancing purple avatar wearing a condom dress and red sunglasses, so those are words I’ll never utter in front of millions of adoring fans. Who cares?! If I were a world-famous (even in Finland), academy award winning actress then I would not be here telling...
It’s been quite a challenge trying to figure out what to write about after posting Jake’s speech. I mean, really, how exactly does one follow that up with cheese news, or something equally silly? Well, I figured the only way would be to do so with a “no holds barred” approach. So, here it...
Allow me to introduce myself, I am Nicky’s son… but you can call me Jake. I had to write a speech in my english class and the topic I chose was bullying. I chose this topic for two reasons: 1. I know people who were bullied and 2. I’m one of them. My mom read the...
