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It’s been quite a challenge trying to figure out what to write about after posting Jake’s speech. I mean, really, how exactly does one follow that up with cheese news, or something equally silly? Well, I figured the only way would be to do so with a “no holds barred” approach. So, here it is. Everybody’s been talking about a certain person who I can no longer stand hearing about. You know who I’m talking about. She was voted off a “celebrity” lack-of-talent show just a couple of weeks ago. She’s got more kids than the old woman who lived in a shoe. She recently had someone write her book for her. Yup, her.

She just wants me to know. Really? Well, Blondie, now that you’re no longer so busy, maybe you could provide a few details regarding what I want to know about you. Are you ready? Because I really want, no, need to know this about you. Deep breath. Here goes. What I want to know about Kate Gosselin:

 

Yup, I followed up Jake’s brilliant post with my worst post ever. I’m sure he’s so proud.

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  • Don’t be so hard on yourself. You accurately described everything I want to know about her, as well, and quite eloquently!
    .-= injaynesworld´s last blog ..injaynesworld we may need to "Duck and Cover…" =-.

  • Don’t be so hard on yourself. You accurately described everything I want to know about her, as well, and quite eloquently!
    .-= injaynesworld´s last blog ..injaynesworld we may need to "Duck and Cover…" =-.

  • You are freaking BRILLIANT!!!!!
    .-= Katherine´s last blog ..Hallelujah! I was so SICK of the first one! =-.

  • You are freaking BRILLIANT!!!!!
    .-= Katherine´s last blog ..Hallelujah! I was so SICK of the first one! =-.

  • I want to know exactly the same things. Less, actually. I want to “un-know” what I already do. Ugh.
    .-= Kathy´s last blog ..This is Why They Write Instruction Manuals =-.

  • I want to know exactly the same things. Less, actually. I want to “un-know” what I already do. Ugh.
    .-= Kathy´s last blog ..This is Why They Write Instruction Manuals =-.

  • This is probably the first time I’m geniunely happy for not knowing who *insert name of random quasi-famous person here* is. I have no idea who what’s her face is or what she’s done. I cleary need access to other-side-of-the-pond TV…
    .-= Ziva´s last blog ..Pom-Pom Madness =-.

  • This is probably the first time I’m geniunely happy for not knowing who *insert name of random quasi-famous person here* is. I have no idea who what’s her face is or what she’s done. I cleary need access to other-side-of-the-pond TV…
    .-= Ziva´s last blog ..Pom-Pom Madness =-.

  • Well, Kate is pretty cheezy so this fits just fine I think. Actually, I think I told you my son John has a wife named Kate and they have four kids. John is a lawyer and he wanted to approach the networks with his own reality show “John and the Whore Plus Four”. (Yeah, he’s a goof! Wonder where he gets that?) As a side note, Kate (my darling Dil who is not in the least slutty) attended a big woman’s conference in Los Angeles a while ago and actually met Kate Gosselin. My Kate had a couple of drinks in her and told her that her husband John wanted to do a show called “yup! she told her!” Little fool! Love that girl!

  • Well, Kate is pretty cheezy so this fits just fine I think. Actually, I think I told you my son John has a wife named Kate and they have four kids. John is a lawyer and he wanted to approach the networks with his own reality show “John and the Whore Plus Four”. (Yeah, he’s a goof! Wonder where he gets that?) As a side note, Kate (my darling Dil who is not in the least slutty) attended a big woman’s conference in Los Angeles a while ago and actually met Kate Gosselin. My Kate had a couple of drinks in her and told her that her husband John wanted to do a show called “yup! she told her!” Little fool! Love that girl!

  • Nicky, dear, please don’t be so hard on yourself! This isn’t your worst post by a long shot. Remember the post about….oh, never mind. You’re doing a great job, kid! Luv Ya!
    .-= MikeWJ at TooManyMornings´s last blog ..I Dreamed I Was A Student In Turku at Valborgsmässoafton =-.

  • Nicky, dear, please don’t be so hard on yourself! This isn’t your worst post by a long shot. Remember the post about….oh, never mind. You’re doing a great job, kid! Luv Ya!
    .-= MikeWJ at TooManyMornings´s last blog ..I Dreamed I Was A Student In Turku at Valborgsmässoafton =-.

  • P.S. — I would totally watch John and the Whore plus Four, although I think that title might already be owned. I’ll check my “After Hours” cable schedule to make sure.
    .-= MikeWJ at TooManyMornings´s last blog ..I Dreamed I Was A Student In Turku at Valborgsmässoafton =-.

  • P.S. — I would totally watch John and the Whore plus Four, although I think that title might already be owned. I’ll check my “After Hours” cable schedule to make sure.
    .-= MikeWJ at TooManyMornings´s last blog ..I Dreamed I Was A Student In Turku at Valborgsmässoafton =-.

  • Do have TV in Finland, Ziva? I just assumed that everybody gathers by their window with a warm glass of vodka to watch the snow and ash fall. So now that I know, how do you guys like Jack Parr and Johnny Carson?
    .-= MikeWJ at TooManyMornings´s last blog ..I Dreamed I Was A Student In Turku at Valborgsmässoafton =-.

  • Do have TV in Finland, Ziva? I just assumed that everybody gathers by their window with a warm glass of vodka to watch the snow and ash fall. So now that I know, how do you guys like Jack Parr and Johnny Carson?
    .-= MikeWJ at TooManyMornings´s last blog ..I Dreamed I Was A Student In Turku at Valborgsmässoafton =-.

  • Whoops! I went a little crazy on the comments again. I forgot this isn’t my blog. I think all blogs I like are my own. Sorry. Bad habit.
    .-= MikeWJ at TooManyMornings´s last blog ..I Dreamed I Was A Student In Turku at Valborgsmässoafton =-.

  • Whoops! I went a little crazy on the comments again. I forgot this isn’t my blog. I think all blogs I like are my own. Sorry. Bad habit.
    .-= MikeWJ at TooManyMornings´s last blog ..I Dreamed I Was A Student In Turku at Valborgsmässoafton =-.

  • who is Kate Gosselin?? and seriously dont be so hard on yourself i mean after all it is hard to keep up with the awesomness that is me:P… i could only be your son
    .-= Jake´s last blog ..And Now Back To Our Regular Programming =-.

  • who is Kate Gosselin?? and seriously dont be so hard on yourself i mean after all it is hard to keep up with the awesomness that is me:P… i could only be your son
    .-= Jake´s last blog ..And Now Back To Our Regular Programming =-.

  • OMG – I hate that woman with a passion. I cant stand her fake smile and ever so bad parenting. [At least her hair extensions are nice! – Yanno, if you into that sort of thing!]
    .-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Random Acts Of Kindness =-.

  • OMG – I hate that woman with a passion. I cant stand her fake smile and ever so bad parenting. [At least her hair extensions are nice! – Yanno, if you into that sort of thing!]
    .-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Random Acts Of Kindness =-.

  • Jayne – Aw shuck ma’am, t’weren’t nuthin’ 🙂

    Katherine – Oh go on! No, really, go on…how brilliant am I?

    Kathy – How cool would it be if we could “un-know” stuff? Lord, I wouldn’t even know where to start!

    Ziva – She didn’t do anything, you haven’t missed anything, and for the love of cheese, stay away from this-side-of-the-pond TV! Sigh. Alright, if you must know, you can Google her. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.

    Linda – I can’t imagine where he gets that sense of humour from! You know, I really think his show would be a hit!

    MikeWJ – You shouldn’t have. Really.

    MikeWJ – Good idea. Come back tomorrow and let us know what you found out.

    MikeWJ – I did say tomorrow, didn’t I? I’m sorry, is my blog interrupting your conversation?

    MikeWJ – I thought I told you to…wait, did you say “all blogs you like”? You like our blog? Really? Come on in. Make yourself comfortable. Want some cheese? Some vodka? Can I get you some porn?

    Jake – You could only be my son ’cause nobody else would have you! 🙂

    Meleah – And she’s EVERYWHERE! I wouldn’t even care if I could just get through one single day without seeing her face or hearing her name! Enough, already.

  • Jayne – Aw shuck ma’am, t’weren’t nuthin’ 🙂

    Katherine – Oh go on! No, really, go on…how brilliant am I?

    Kathy – How cool would it be if we could “un-know” stuff? Lord, I wouldn’t even know where to start!

    Ziva – She didn’t do anything, you haven’t missed anything, and for the love of cheese, stay away from this-side-of-the-pond TV! Sigh. Alright, if you must know, you can Google her. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.

    Linda – I can’t imagine where he gets that sense of humour from! You know, I really think his show would be a hit!

    MikeWJ – You shouldn’t have. Really.

    MikeWJ – Good idea. Come back tomorrow and let us know what you found out.

    MikeWJ – I did say tomorrow, didn’t I? I’m sorry, is my blog interrupting your conversation?

    MikeWJ – I thought I told you to…wait, did you say “all blogs you like”? You like our blog? Really? Come on in. Make yourself comfortable. Want some cheese? Some vodka? Can I get you some porn?

    Jake – You could only be my son ’cause nobody else would have you! 🙂

    Meleah – And she’s EVERYWHERE! I wouldn’t even care if I could just get through one single day without seeing her face or hearing her name! Enough, already.

  • Jen

    That’s just what I wanted to know too. And she answered just the way I thought she would. It wasn’t a bad post at all, very clever actually.
    .-= Jen´s last blog ..Are You Inspired? =-.

  • Jen

    That’s just what I wanted to know too. And she answered just the way I thought she would. It wasn’t a bad post at all, very clever actually.
    .-= Jen´s last blog ..Are You Inspired? =-.

  • Yes. Yes. Yes, of course. Yes, please. Yes, please. Yes, of course. Something filmed in a women’s prison would be ideal.
    .-= MikeWJ at TooManyMornings´s last blog ..I Dreamed I Was A Student In Turku at Valborgsmässoafton =-.

  • Yes. Yes. Yes, of course. Yes, please. Yes, please. Yes, of course. Something filmed in a women’s prison would be ideal.
    .-= MikeWJ at TooManyMornings´s last blog ..I Dreamed I Was A Student In Turku at Valborgsmässoafton =-.

  • I almost clicked off the page when I saw the top of KGs head. Glad I didn’t – Too Funny!
    .-= Sheila Sultani´s last blog ..The Real Annoying, Obnoxious, Catty HouseHo’s of the Bi-State Area =-.

  • I almost clicked off the page when I saw the top of KGs head. Glad I didn’t – Too Funny!
    .-= Sheila Sultani´s last blog ..The Real Annoying, Obnoxious, Catty HouseHo’s of the Bi-State Area =-.

  • MikeWJ – Of course we have TV. And I even heard a rumor that next year they’re going to start selling color TV’s to the rich snobby Swedish-speaking part of the country. It’s okay to be jealous of me, most people are. So… Jack who and Johnny what? Also, would you mind sharing the porn, I’m sure Nicky meant it for both of us.

    Nicky – Against my better judgement, I googled Kate Gosselin, and realized that she’s the nut who tried to become famous by squeezing out 8 kids. What an overachiever. She should just shave her head and show her private parts like the rest of us.
    .-= Ziva´s last blog ..Pom-Pom Madness =-.

  • MikeWJ – Of course we have TV. And I even heard a rumor that next year they’re going to start selling color TV’s to the rich snobby Swedish-speaking part of the country. It’s okay to be jealous of me, most people are. So… Jack who and Johnny what? Also, would you mind sharing the porn, I’m sure Nicky meant it for both of us.

    Nicky – Against my better judgement, I googled Kate Gosselin, and realized that she’s the nut who tried to become famous by squeezing out 8 kids. What an overachiever. She should just shave her head and show her private parts like the rest of us.
    .-= Ziva´s last blog ..Pom-Pom Madness =-.

  • Jen – I’m so relieved! I did kinda worry that this would be the post to get me kicked out of TB! 🙂

    MikeWJ – http://prison.pornotribune.com/
    You’re welcome. Oh, and don’t forget to share with Ziva.

    Sheila – Thanks Sheila, glad you decided to stick around!

    Ziva – Colour TV? No. Way.
    I did warn you, didn’t I? Googling is tricky stuff. If not used with caution, one could find out way too much about Kate Gosselin, or worse, one could missinterpret simple Finnish phrases, or begin spouting alphabet poetry. I’ve even heard stories of one person who thought Googling made them an expert in international law! Oh, the horror.

  • Jen – I’m so relieved! I did kinda worry that this would be the post to get me kicked out of TB! 🙂

    MikeWJ – http://prison.pornotribune.com/
    You’re welcome. Oh, and don’t forget to share with Ziva.

    Sheila – Thanks Sheila, glad you decided to stick around!

    Ziva – Colour TV? No. Way.
    I did warn you, didn’t I? Googling is tricky stuff. If not used with caution, one could find out way too much about Kate Gosselin, or worse, one could missinterpret simple Finnish phrases, or begin spouting alphabet poetry. I’ve even heard stories of one person who thought Googling made them an expert in international law! Oh, the horror.

  • Ziva, Jack and Johnny were two the original hosts of “The Tonight Show” way back in the day. You guys are probably just now getting the black and white version, which was hosted by Steve Allen.

    And, yes, I’d be happy to share the porn. I don’t think porn reaches the fullness of its purpose until it’s shared, in fact. Plus, you were right, Nicky wants you to have it. I’m just a conduit to what you two wild women have going.
    .-= MikeWJ at TooManyMornings´s last blog ..I Dreamed I Was A Student In Turku at Valborgsmässoafton =-.

  • Ziva, Jack and Johnny were two the original hosts of “The Tonight Show” way back in the day. You guys are probably just now getting the black and white version, which was hosted by Steve Allen.

    And, yes, I’d be happy to share the porn. I don’t think porn reaches the fullness of its purpose until it’s shared, in fact. Plus, you were right, Nicky wants you to have it. I’m just a conduit to what you two wild women have going.
    .-= MikeWJ at TooManyMornings´s last blog ..I Dreamed I Was A Student In Turku at Valborgsmässoafton =-.

  • I don’t think I know who she is. I mildly recognize the name. But then again, I passionately avoid celebrity stuff. And as far as following up a fantastic post like your last one. My habit is to usually try something as different as possible, bad or good.
    .-= Ratty´s last blog ..Lily Of The Valley =-.

  • I don’t think I know who she is. I mildly recognize the name. But then again, I passionately avoid celebrity stuff. And as far as following up a fantastic post like your last one. My habit is to usually try something as different as possible, bad or good.
    .-= Ratty´s last blog ..Lily Of The Valley =-.

  • Ratty – I think I may have to spend more time in the woods like you do. I don’t think the birds, squirrels and deer have begun talking about celebs yet, so it may be the only place I can go and not hear about her anymore!

  • Ratty – I think I may have to spend more time in the woods like you do. I don’t think the birds, squirrels and deer have begun talking about celebs yet, so it may be the only place I can go and not hear about her anymore!

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