I Really, Really Want…


If I would put out for a $200 supper,

just imagine what I’d do for these babies.


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  • Ohhhhhhh baby, baby, YES! Gorgeous. Drooling here. I’m sure I’d topple over and kill myself in them, but if you can walk in those puppies, go for it. Try Zappos and DSW to see if you can find a better deal on them. I am a total shoe ho.

  • Gorgeous shoes! But, like Jayne, I’d probably fall over, merely from vertigo. And, alas, I’ve got that “European Toe” which, from my perspective, would look like a little penis poking out of the end of my foot. Yeah, not sexy at all.

    Heh, heh – I love the skull jewellery! If you’re dressing up as Elvira or Morticia for Halloween, those shoes are a definate must!

  • I’m convinced even your “European To” would look beautiful in these shoes! They are so stunning, I think you’d have to have 10 “European Toes” (all on one foot!) for them to look bad 🙂

  • I know. I actually had an orgasm when I saw them! And, oh how I would walk in them! Also, I keep imagining the skull imprint I’d leave if I actually kicked someone’s butt 🙂

  • Anonymous

    Oh, you’re so sole-ful.

  • Ohhh my god. I just came a little. Please tell me you wear a size 6 shoe so I can steal them from you when I come to visit?

  • Jepeto

    pfffff…what is wrong with you women? Anyway these shoes cost at least 6 suppers…or a night out with the boyz (strippers included)…drooling here…yep. So basically if i staple a picture of this “thing” on my face i will keep ma douce satisfied for eternity? sweet.

  • Do they come in any other colors? I think they’d be fantastic in red! Or maybe even a bright yellow. I know the black are stunning but let’s get you a couple of pairs. And a couple for me too! We’re going to Neiman when you get here, Nicky. They carry mcqueen. I think we have squirrels who are tripping on acid in our front yard. Anyway, size 6 for Ziva, size 8 for me, and whatever size you want for you. (Jepeto is on his own here. But he might like a pair of Ferragamo’s with tassles.)

  • Mikewj

    Jepeto, I think the answer to your question is obvious. Nicky had an orgasm when she saw these shoes. An orgasm!

    Strangely, so did I.

  • Mikewj

    One of the things about you that I find so interesting is that in the one or two pictures I’ve seen of you, you look more like a woman who wears Birkenstocks than 6-inch heels with skulls. But you smoke (or smoked?) and have tattoos and you’re in marketing. You’re unusual. So there you go.

  • Mikewj

    Can you girls please stop talking about having orgasms from shoes? It’s just not fair to those of us who have penises.

  • You’ve only seen one picture of me (at least I’ve only posted one of my face, the others only show my tattoos). I think I even mentioned in that post how I’m often told I have an innocent face and how disappointed I am it doesn’t match my inner bitch :-). I still smoke, I have tattoos and I am in marketing. But that’s not why I’m unusual. And now I’ll go.

  • Oh Baby, you can smoke, drink, have tattoos, and live with Jepeto and I still see you in those shoes. Michael is wrong about why you are unusual. I KNOW why you are unusual and I’ve always loved that about you!

  • A little? A little? Take a closer look at the shoes Ziva! They are surely worthy of a “Oh Holy Supreme Wind”, aren’t they?

  • Why?

  • Is a “European Toe” anything like a “Camel Toe?”

  • Hey, at least you can pee in the woods.

  • LOL, I have missed you, my friend!

  • Jepeto, good news! They reduced the price by about $300! So now it’s only, like 4 1/2 suppers!

    J’aime ça quand tu m’appele ta douce 🙂

  • Sorry, love, I’m a size 8! We’ll just have to convince M that he absolutely HAS to buy you these for your 9,856,248th minuteversary!!

  • They do come in a black with gold skull and gold studs on the heel, but no other colours. They would be mind-numbingly awesome in red!! I know I keep saying this, but I soooooo need to get to California!! I think Jepeto would be smashing in Ferragamo’s 🙂

  • Of course you know, you live inside my head! 🙂

  • What can I say, Dufe? When something finds a toehold in my skull…well, it’s like waiting for the other shoe to drop 🙂

  • Jepeto

    Je sais. Mais là c’est un peu personnel, non? Et moi comme un con je réplique sur ton site 🙂

  • Jepeto

    Unicorns, Bigfoot, Good Americans, Female orgasm…same category. Myths! 🙂

  • Jepeto

    As long as i can make my mangina. I just wrote this. shit.

  • Mikewj

    So tell me. I can’t learn without information.

  • Mikewj

    And we read it. Shit.

  • Mikewj

    I missed myself, too.

  • You mean besides the fact that Linda lives inside my head? What makes me unusual is my ability make flippant remarks in any situation, and, of course, my uncanny ability to remember song lyrics.

  • Jepeto


  • Holy COW…. I would shoot my EYE out in those!!!! But ohhhhh so pretty!

  • I believe they come with safety goggles 🙂

  • Mikewj

    I <3 U.

  • Mikewj

    Because we have penises. Some of us, at least.


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