I found this New Year’s wish on the Internet. It pretty much summed up what I wish for all of you who make WWFC a joy for me, although I did have to edit the final paragraph. May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your...
December started with my grandmother in the hospital with pneumonia. I’m happy to say that she beat it, turned 99 the week after, and complained about not getting out in 3 days, instead of what ended up being almost 2 weeks. I kept having to remind her that pneumonia kicks the ass of humans...
What are you doing here? Didn’t you know there’s a party going on? It’s Michael Whiteman-Jones’ (aka MikeWJ, aka BonyMike, aka BoneyMike) and he’s having a party. Everyone’s invited, but you must bring a gift. This is my gift to Mike. I put a lot of thought into this gift. I spent the entire...
In case you missed Part One, I managed to make myself presentable for my company Christmas party on Friday night, and then had a moment where all the planets seemed to align just for me and I felt at one with the universe. I found the Christmas spirit that had been eluding me. Part...
Last night was my company’s Christmas party. I haven’t really been feeling the holiday spirit, especially at work. All week long, everyone else was talking about what they were going to wear, how they were going to do their hair, etcetera, etcetera. When asked, my response was “I dunno, are sweatpants or pajamas ok?”. ...
Sir Wilfrid Laurier was Canada’s first Canadian born Prime Minister. Him and his wife, Zoé Lafontaine aka Lady Laurier, were married until his death in 1919. What do they have to do with cheese? Not much, except for the fact that we recently happened upon two cheeses named for the two Lauriers. Clearly, they...
It was in the summer of 2006 when the problems began. I was entertaining a long distance virtual relationship with a girl from Nebraska. She seemed like a very nice girl who I’ll admit, I didn’t know extremely well, but I’m usually a good judge of character, so I soon found myself on a...
I read the news today, oh boy About a lucky man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well, I just had to laugh, I saw the photograph The Beatles A few months ago, Jepeto was reading the newspaper and shared with me an interesting tidbit from the business section....
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder Where it’s so white as snow Privately divided by a world so undecided And there’s no where to go In between the cover of another perfect wonder Where it’s so white as snow I said hey Oh yeah Oh yeah Red Hot Chili Peppers ...
Howdy bloggers, it’s me again, Jake. As you may know, I have only written 1 blog post. I am not as in to the whole blogging thing as my mom might be but this time she’s gone too far. I have taken the repetetive insults and laughed cause, lets face it, it’s funny, but I will...
