You want to meet me IRL, don’t you? I know you do. We’ve become friends. I’ve charmed you with my wit, my humour, and my Evangeline Lilly good looks. Ok, so I have no idea why you like me. Whatever. The problem with meeting me is that very few of you will venture to...
The following events are all 100% true. They took place in my home, on what appeared to be a normal Friday evening but was, in reality, the evening that shall henceforth be known as “The Night The Aliens Invaded My House”. I began to suspect something was not right almost immediately upon arriving home....
I’m sitting here in the dark, thinking about some of the best decisions I’ve ever made. I’ve had to make some touch choices in my life. Do I stay in a bad marriage or do I become a single mother? Do I stay at a bad job or do I quit, even though I...
My friend Margaret, over at Nanny Goats In Panties, decided to have a White Elephant party. That’s when everyone regifts crappy questionable items they have received and participates in a gift exchange. Because I am never one to turn down a party, I signed up. Margaret emailed me the name of the person I...
Way back in the heady days of 2010, I wrote about how I stared into the abyss of cheeseburger heaven/hell and how I’ll forever be searching for the perfect burger. With cheese of course. Well I almost found it! The thing with addiction and the perfect high, is that it’s pretty much always going...
Hi there. Come on in, have a seat. We need to talk. There’s something I need to tell you, and it might come as a shock. My name isn’t really Nicky. Well, at least, not always. I have an older brother. When he was born, my father suggested a Greek name for him. He...
I know you’re all skeptical. I was too. But it’s true. I did it myself. I discovered the secret to weight loss and I will share it with you. For FREE! Yes, that’s right. For FREE! Because I care about you and your muffin tops, your love handles, your jiggly bits, your spare tires,...
Quite a few people spent the last few days of 2010 looking back, reviewing the year and making resolutions. I spent the last few days of 2010 trying to drink enough to completely obliterate 2010 from my memory. Success! So, I’ve spent the last couple of days sobering up and attempting to remember parts...
