Why Should You Have Kids?

This is definitely NOT why you should have kids. It’s not why I had kids. Useless freakin’ lumps of brain-rotting flesh!

teens playing XBox

For Sale: AS IS!! 2 teenagers, dirt cheap, barely used because of slight defects. If nothing else, should be good for spare parts. Will ship to you. No assembly required.

This, on the other hand, THIS is why you should have kids. Now I just have to teach him to use the washing machine.

little boy vacuuming

NOT for sale, but would consider leasing. Must supply own vacuum.

Not on the market for some children at the moment, but know someone who might be? Feel free to Stumble or share us on Facebook!

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