Monthly Archives: March 2011

Exuberance Is My Middle Name. Stupid Would Be My First.

March 30, 2011
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Exuberance Is My Middle Name. Stupid Would Be My First.

I am so excited about TBCon that I hyperventilate just thinking about it. Which really scares me. Not the hyperventilating part, the part about how excited I am. See, when I’m all “Squeeeeeee” about stuff, I generally tend to make an idiot of myself. Which is fine here in Montreal, where I’m surrounded by...

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Shut Up Already, I’m Here!

March 28, 2011
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Shut Up Already, I’m Here!

Ok ok! I’m here y’all, so just quit yer dang hollerin’ already! My brother Winter‘s outta town so now I gotta make myself up all pretty like for you no good complainers. And I heard y’all complainin’ I did. All through my beauty sleep all I hear is “where’s Spring? Why is it still...

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Canada’s Government Falls and Guess Whose Fault It Is

March 27, 2011
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Canada’s Government Falls and Guess Whose Fault It Is

So, Canada’s Conservative government fell the other day to a vote of non-confidence. That’s right. In Canada, when the opposition parties vote that you suck, they can force an election. Or something like that. This is Canada after all. Land of buck toothed beavers, high taxes and marbled cheddar. What a country! But don’t...

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Into The Great Wide Open

March 20, 2011
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Into The Great Wide Open

  I love to drive. I don’t understand people who don’t. Not in a judgmental kind of way. When conditions are ideal, I could drive forever. Drive with me? Going to Ottawa. Viola is turning 50. When did my friends start turning 50? My parents’ friends turned 50, not mine. Mom said it would...

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Open Letter To My Fellow Passengers On The Montreal Public Transit System

March 17, 2011
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Open Letter To My Fellow Passengers On The Montreal Public Transit System

Dear Fellow Passengers, Were you surprised to see me today? It has been a while, I know. To be perfectly honest, I thought it was over between us months ago. I never thought I’d have to face you all again. You see, you may not have realized it, but I broke up with you....

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Eat Cheese, Talk Cheese

March 14, 2011
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Eat Cheese, Talk Cheese

Times are tough, and that means that the price of cheese is through the roof! Choosing cheese is now a more frugal process because the days of giant 2 dollar slabs of marbled cheddar are gone. And it’s all because of the price of oil and rising transport costs. Or maybe not. What do...

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Forbes Rich List Spoiler : I’m Not On It

March 10, 2011
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Forbes Rich List Spoiler : I’m Not On It

  You may or may not have heard that Forbes put out their rich list today. Topping the list of 1,211 people with more money than they’ll ever be able to spend, is the chairman of Telmex, Carlos Slim Helu, worth upwards of 74 billion dollars. Bill Gates came in second, with over 56...

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How Do Ya Like Them Snowballs?

March 7, 2011
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How Do Ya Like Them Snowballs?

What up, haters? It’s me, Winter, back with another awesome display of my awesomeness! So Mike is on vacation and he really wants to go skiing in Vermont sometime this week. He hasn’t even been skiing in over 5 years, and since it rained all weekend, he was worried that the conditions would be...

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There’s Nothing To See Here, Folks.

March 5, 2011
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About a month and a half ago, I was having trouble with Internet Explorer. I could open Outlook and get my emails, but I could only access Explorer in Safe Mode with Networking. And it was verrrrrrrrry slllllllooooooooow. Mike suggested I download Firefox, which I did, and all has been peachy since. Until this...

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