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Cauliflower In The News – Vol. 1

Cauliflower is the new cheese.

After nearly two years, and no progress made on our goal of world domination, Mike and I have decided to end our affiliation to cheese. We Work For Cheese will henceforth be known as We Work For Cauliflower. The cheese now stands alone. Mike is securing our new domain name, and we should be moving over the weekend. Don’t worry, he knows how to rig it so you’ll be redirected to the new URL.

We also figured a new name deserves a new look. I’ve been playing around with a few templates, but I’m partial to this one. Feedback is always welcome, so let us know what you think!!

 

Heavy rains in California mean possible supply gaps into May.

Excessive rain and extremes  in temperature will likely result in a reduced cauliflower harvest. Also, it’s probably going to cost more but the quality shouldn’t be affected. Well, that sucks.

 

Cauliflower is now more popular in the UK.

Cauliflower, one of the UK’s most hated ­vegetables because it tends to go mushy quickly, is back on the menu after a sales surge sparked by celeb chefs like ­Antony Worral Thompson. Well, that’s good.

 

Japan finds radiation in cauliflower.

Higher-than-standard radiation has been detected  in cauliflower. They also  found it in broccoli, spinach, and cabbage. Well, that really sucks.

 

 

 

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  • Well, duh, yeah, Madge. You knew that was what we were all planning on this whole time! It’s a cult of sorts, but we’ll have fun!

  • I love me some good cult action. Wait till I tell my mom, she’ll be so proud!!

  • We are not religious based though, Madge. I hope that is okay with you!

  • Totally ok! My boss’ made me pray once and I freaked the feck out.

  • OK OK what the hell is going on here???? Has it been that long that my love of the cheese blog has now turned into a lousy vegetable???? I know how healthy veggies are, they are pounded over your head daily on the goodness of them. But I want cheese damn it, good gooey delicious cheese, help Nicky help

  • OH OK I got it, duh, you were the very first blog that “got” me . Ha ha I am literally laughing out loud, what a cool job. Hats off in NY

  • Hihihihihihihihi!

  • Ha! Gotchya Glenn! Glad it gave you a laugh, but really, did you really think we would EVER turn our backs on cheese?!

  • Sweetie, once a boss asked me to get on my knees too. But it isn’t the same as praying, I guarantee you.

  • I should have responded to this earlier but I was STILL stuck on the conversation of someone deciding to NOT show their boobs anymore. I think I stared at THAT screen longer than I did the “we’re all about Cauliflower” screen!

  • Nicky.. there’s the NEXT whole in the market.. National, no, INTERNATIONAL cauliflower day!!! Eat it, if you have cauliflower ears, STAND PROUD, if you have a Collie dog, put flowers on him or her! You could be on to something

  • Wow. If you stared that long at someone not showing their boobs, I can only imagine how long you would stare at someone who did show their boobs! 🙂

  • Yeah, we’re trendsetters like that! 😉

  • Okay….

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