Short Skirts And Pretty Shoes


Yes, I'm a college graduate. My mother is so proud.

You know what is worse than sitting down at the computer and typing away madly, only to realise 600 words later that your fingers were NOT actually on the home row keys and you have typed 8 paragraphs of gibberish? It’s when you realise the gibberish is actually better than what you thought you were typing.

I decided to spare you all the crap I was going to write and decided to use this handy little blog generator I found.

OMFG! I just got slapped with a wet salmon – really! I have not updated since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died… you would not believe the fairy dust I have to clean up. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!

I am so busy with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), selling my soul to Google, and just generally being a biatch to anyone unfortunate enough to cross my path. My days seem to involve the authorities from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies until I run out of alcohol. I am not complaining though. It will be fun fun fun till they take my T Bird away.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors I won’t blog until the next time booze prices go up and I have to get sober for a while. You have my word! This is for my ever faithful, devoted public.

short skirt, high heels, pretty shoes, nice legs

Ok, that sucked. I promise never to use a blog generator again. Here. Here's a picture of my shoes to make up for it.

I’m on vacation this week and I’m hoping that some R&R will help me find my motivation again so I can writes gooder. I bet you’re hoping the same thing.



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  • OMFG that was funny.  I was relieved when I checked to make sure that it was Nicky doing the post and not Mike.  So now that I have clarified….really spectacular shoes.

    Thanks for the link to the blog generator.  Surely it can only help my blog.

  • SP

    Blog generator is handy.
    Another post form Nicky…. drum roll please(2 in the last couple of weeks since I started to read cheese). 
    Great pins!!!

  • Oh lord, don’t know what I want more, those shoes, or those legs. Or just to be the wet salmon that gets to slap you. Lucky bastard.

  • Jepeto

    I’ll use my “wet salmon” on her, don’t worry. I live to give.

  • Cheryl, you’ve obviously never seen Mike’s legs before, or you wouldn’t be saying that! 🙂

    LOL thank you and you’re welcome!

  • I know, I’m usually more prolific than Mike, but lately I just can’t seem to find my mojo! I’m trying, I’m trying…!

    Thank you! 🙂

  • Jepeto

    Mike is very busy, Nicky is on vacation…so i guess *drum rolls followed by Carmina Burana* it’s time for a JEPETO post!!!! *woman giving birth scream*. Here i come to saaave the day!!!!

  • If you were the one to slap me Lemmikki, I’d give you the shoes! AND the legs! 🙂

  • You truly are a generous soul.

  • OMG! Noooooooo!!! What have I done?!

  • If cute shoes can cure blogging blahs then I’ll have to risk my acrophobia and get me some heels!

  • I was trying to decipher your typed gibberish but only got a few words.  Vs, upi rm;ohjyrm id//

    Oh, and nice gams (and shoes), by the way.


  • You can type all the gibberish you want as long as you show those legs.  Oh yeah, and the shoes are cute too.

  • I, for one, cannot wait!  I love me some Jepeto speak!

  • I guess I never realized this about him.

  • What the hell are you talking about, Nicky? Was that English?

    Oh, congrats on graduating. Not unlike at McDonald’s, you deserve a break today, so get up and get away… Just don’t forget to come back, huh?

  • Um, I think that was a euphemism, no?

  • Eww… I’m kinda getting this image in my mind.

  • Sigh. If only…

  • Try drinking a bottle of Tequila. That’s what I do. It doesn’t really help.

  • Cute shoes can cure most any blahs! 🙂

  • yjaml upi dpzp! o, o,[trddrf eoyj pit sno;oyu yp imfrtdysmf honnrtodj! 🙂


  • Thanks hon, but I will try not to type gibberish anymore 🙂

  • Was I saying something? I think it may have been in Finnish, but I’m not sure.

  • You mean you’re not Finnished? Oh, geez.

  • Nope. Didn’t work. Do what the Queen used to do. Maybe if you close your eyes and think of England. 

  • BrookeAmanda

    I loved the blog generator!  Have fun on vacation!

  • I’m thinking NO ONE will be looking at the SHOES!  You are so lucky!

  • Thank you Katherine, you’re so sweet!

  • Hah! I may never write another post on my own again 🙂

  • He hides it well 🙂

  • Or I could just drink another bottle of Tequila. Or 3.

  • Keep in mind, we have the big crate for September.  We can use it for Jepeto if he’s too far out of line.  And we can put it in Alex’s Man Cave.

  • Jepeto


  • Honey, if that was Finnish, I’m Greek.

  • I’m confused, how exactly would you give me the legs? Because this could go two ways and I’m not too fond of the sound of chainsaws in the morning.

  • γειά σου κούκλα! Σ’ αγαπώ!

  • No chainsaws! It would definitely be the other of the two possible ways 🙂

  • Oh good! I like that..

  • If find your mojo, see if mine is hiding out with her and kick her ass the hell home!

    Nice legs, girlfriend.  

  • Enjoy your va-ca.  (That’s pronounced “VAY-CAY”, as in “vacation,” not “Vah-Cah,” as in the Spanish word for “cow.”  I’m not asking you to enjoy a cow.  I mean…well… I think you get the point.

  • Hopefully by the time you get back from vacation, I’ll be over the dreaded terminally cute puppy disease and come to my senses and write gooder.

  • If I find yours, I promise to deliver it myself! 🙂

    Thanks Jayne!

  • Thank you Thomas, I’ll try not to have a cow during my vacation…I think that was your point…


  • TCPD?!?! Poor you, Boom Boom! Have you seen a doctor yet? Has he given you medication? I hope you feel gooder soon…


  • I’m starting to feel gooder, but the damn TCPD keeps coming back.  Bad dog!

  • KZ

    I know a thing or two about being a lazy writer.  Enjoy your time off, Nicky.   Now that I’m officially an old man, you are compelled to listen to my old man advice: Don’t become a lazy, complacent bum like me!  It’s far too easy to fall into the “I’ll write something later” mentality.  I’ve let that kind of shenanigans get the better of me for nearly a full year once.  In my case, though, I didn’t have a pair of … shoes … as cute as yours to make up for my lack of blog content.  Work with what you’ve got, right? 🙂

  • KZ! You’re still alive! Wow, that’s impressive for a man of your advanced years! 🙂

    As for not having a pair of cute “shoes”, you can always borrow a pair of Diana’s. It worked for Jepeto, it can work for you too!

    Ok, maybe not! 🙂

  • Well, if it helps at all, I love the shoes…? Motivated? Now go write!

  • Yes ma’am! 🙂


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