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We Work For Cheese
What would you do if you were told you couldn’t eat at a restaurant because of the person accompanying you? Imagine your outrage when you arrive with your parent, grandparent or friend at a public place and find a sign saying “No Person Above the Age of 65 Allowed”. Like any other forms of...
So, remember how I was going on about that gigantic cumulonimbus mushroom cloud? Well this is what it turned into an hour later. Someone was kind enough (and brave enough) to shoot some video of it as it transformed into a massive horizontal heat lightning storm a la War Of The Worlds. The rotating...
That’s right. It’s hot. 95 degrees hot. Like everywhere. Yet I can’t help but think… This is great! I know. It sucks if you have respiratory issues and it could suck if your A/C doesn’t work (raises hand). However, the clouds were freakin’ amazing even if the rain that eventually poured out of them...
Last week Mike was on vacation and since I’m an unemployed bum, I convinced him it was absolutely imperative we attend the GRAND OPENING of Cheeburger Cheeburger Montreal on Friday. He grudgingly agreed to potentially spend hours in line waiting to taste what he himself heralded as the greatest cheeseburger ever! Then I bailed...
I was recently laid off from my job as Marketing Manager, and the first thing I did, after eating 10 litres of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream upon realizing I have to find a job, was look over my résumé. I spell résumé with the accents because: It’s the right way to spell it...
I was going to write about my vacation, but Nicky used up all the good post titles. See, I couldn’t call my post “Road Trip To New York” because it sounds too similar to Roadtrip To New Jersey. And, I couldn’t put the word “Vacation” in the title because Nicky used it in her...
Are you looking for things to do on vacation? Here’s a comment I left on Facebook when asked what I was going to do during my vacation: Doin’ somethin’ if I feel like doin’ somethin’, doin’ nuthin’ when I feel like doin’ nuthin’. Gonna daydream and write and sing off tune. Gonna go to...
My position was abolished today. I have to find a new job. What’s new with you? Early in April, I resigned from my position. I was offered a promotion as an incentive to stay on. I stupidly accepted. About a month later, the Senior VP who promoted me was fired. The writing was...
Do you know any fun facts about New Jersey? Any facts at all? Until a couple of weeks ago, all I knew was that NJ was where Snookie, The Situation and the Sopranos live. And Meleah, of course. But on my road-trip to New Jersey, I learned some very important facts about the state...
