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A Movie Review – Hobo With A Shotgun

Don’t.

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Ever.

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  • I won’t 😉

  • Is this a recent release??  I know I’m a bit out of the ‘loopy’ here, but I’ve never heard of this one.  Oh, wait … it was made in Canada with it’s freebie movie funding money.  That figures.

    Hey – do ya think we can get a grant for making a movie about zombie monster moose cheese cocks?  I’m sure Jepeto can write a script, no?

    😉

    Although, Hauer deserves his credits;  he lost his “Aaanold” accent when he emigrated to the States and played in several semi-successful movies.  One of his best roles was in Bladerunner

  • That bad? But it has an all-star cast. 

  • Was there a hobo in it? check.
    Was there a shotgun? check.

    Mission accomplished from what I can tell. The rest is gravy.

  • But Nicky, didn’t you like the symbolism?  Wasn’t the art directions something?  And the costumes may win awards yet.

    Nicky, what were you thinking?  You actually saw this movie.  Why do I feel Jepeto’s influence all over this one.

  • Anonymous

    MUST find this on Netflix ASAP!

  • Ok, but stabbing yourself repeatedly in the eyes would probably be less painful.

  • I liked the closing credits. Absolutely nothing else.

    Jepeto was the one to suggest it, but in all honesty, I’m not much of a chick flick kind of girl and I figured a “Grindhouse” type of movie wouldn’t be so bad.

    I was wrong.

  • There was a hobo.
    There was a shotgun.

    Mission accomplished. The rest was rhinoceros shit.

  • Worse. This movie is where Z-list stars go to die.

  • SP

    I think this is what set off that guy in Norway last week…

  • It should have been released directly to landfill.

    Even if Jepeto wrote that script, I’m sure it would be better than this movie.

    I loved Hauer in The Hitcher! I really thought this movie would be along the same genre.

    It’s not.

  • Wise, wise decision Babs!

  • Jepeto

    HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN! HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN! YEAHHHH!!!!
    …No. I Thought it was gonna be great parody à la Evil Dead series…totally sucked! They sucked at trying to suck! WoW! 

  • I really have heard this was a total stinker.  I am not a chick flick girl either, but I do have standards!  A “Grindhouse” type flick we saw recently and loved was called “Machete”.  It was plenty bloody, but really well done and a fun movie.

  • Needs a second opinion. I’ll let you know what I think!

  • I wish I’d heard about it before having seen it!

  • I doubt it.

  • Uh huh. Whatever. I’m going to make you watch something with “Love” in the title.

  • Needs a second opinion? Fine. The hobo and shotgun were rhinoceros shit too.

    Seriously, don’t waste your time. Google it, and you’ll see mine was not the only bad review. Just the shortest.

  • duly noted!

  • Never heard of this one, but the poster doesn’t strike me.  At all.

  • Mikewj

    Rutger Hauer is awesome. The poster is awesome. I can’t wait to see this awesome movie on late-night cable. For free. Oh, and for the record, I support justice.

  • I finally saw it! Totally enjoyable!

    Should I counter review it?

  • Go ahead. Freak. 🙂

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