Hi there. Nicky here. I know it says that this post is by Jepeto, and it will be. I’d hate to disappoint everyone. I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone who voted for us in the blog makeover contest. Unfortunately, we didn’t win. That honour goes to Danielle of Salmon Like The Fish. But we did tie for loser place with our very punny, very un-cheesy neighbour, Nonamedufus. To tell the truth, I was so busy having fun slamming Dufus on facebook, on his blog, on our blog, at his parents’ house, on CNN and in bathroom stalls everywhere, that I barely even noticed we lost. And while I thank those of you who voted for us, I really have to thank Dufus for making this the best contest we never won. And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. I give you Jepeto. Please don’t give him back.
He has lots of Facebook friends, so they started trying to figure out what the magic pill was. Zopiclone? Melatonine? Clonazepam? All fucked up names. Everytime I see a pill commercial I burst out laughing cause they mention all the crazy side effects (…and even in some cases death…WTF!).
Anyway my comment on his status was: No no no…ratio-cliratepoum zipocouine 2000! Side-effects-include-nausea-constipation-diarrhea-agitation-drowsiness-impotence-48 hour-hard-on-and-in-some-rare-yet-well- documented-cases-growing-an-extra-vagina. Talk about it with your doctor.
I find this fucking hilarious. Needless to say no other comments followed. Yet. It is still a mystery to me. I tried the pill and it’s awesome! (see before and after pictures below).
(editor’s note: this post could also be titled “How to ensure you get zero comments on your post”)