Jepeto got a new cell phone and immediately hated it. This is his old cell phone.
He had it for over 6 years. I called it the prison phone. See, even after being fully charged, you only got 1 phone call. And a short call, at that. Short like “I didn’t do it, there weren’t any witnesses and for God’s sake, don’t tell Nicky!” Then silence. Followed by an unanswered “Hello?” and a string of French curse words.
So, he got a new phone. This is his new cell phone.
He started complaining right away about the teeny tiny, unreadable buttons. He followed that up with some whining about how he had to manually enter in all the phone numbers from his old phone. Then he bitched outright about how stupid the ringtones were.
I helpfully suggested he check out the ringtones available from the cell phone company’s site. I did this because I am a helpful person and not because I was trying to shut him up. Really. And just to prove the adage “No good turn goes unpunished” is just a load of crap, he then spent an eternity bemoaning and mocking the selection of Beyonce ringtones available for purchase.
So, knowing full well what was going to happen , but knowing I had no other option, I told him he could record sounds with his cell phone and then use the recording as a ringtone. That’s right, you can record your own ringtones.
Has anybody ever seen the show Storage Wars? Here’s the abridged storyline: people bid on storage lockers at auction and then go through the stuff inside hoping to make back their money and then some. One of the usual bidders is a guy by the name of Dave Hester. Jepeto always expresses disdain for Dave when watching the show, but I think he secretly admires the man for being a hard-ass and a pain in the ass. This is Dave Hester’s signature bidding call:
So, can you guess what Jepeto’s new ringtone is?
Jepeto imitates Dave Hester
Now, he loves the damn phone. He walks around playing the ringtone ALL the time! It’s making me crazy. Fine, crazier. Whatever. But I’ve decided to mess with him. I recorded this when he wasn’t around and have just reprogrammed his ringtone.
Jepeto gets a new ringtone
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make a phone call.