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gems, precious stones

My precious. Now someone please shove me into the fiery depths of Mordor. Or bring me Vigo Mortenson. Whichever.

I am surrounded by jewels. Square cut rubies, multifaceted sapphires, round emeralds, amethysts, yellow diamonds… they rain down upon me as I race to match them up.

No matter how many times I line up the topaz, the diamonds, the pearls, they rain down. Sometimes, I line up so many they explode around me, and yet still they rain down.

In case you think I’ve lost my mind, let me assure you, I have.

I started playing Bejeweled on Facebook. Now I can’t stop. One more reason I hate Facebook. Like I needed another reason.

If they introduce car games, I may have to kill myself.

 

 

 

 

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