Wow, is it December 21st already? That means that today is the Winter Solstice aka The First Day of Winter aka Me!
Now that it’s really Winter’s season, I’ll see what I can do about the lack of snow. I know, some cities feel neglected. But you know what? I’ve been super busy with Winternet dating and to be honest, I haven’t really been thinking too hard about snow coverage. However, I have met plenty of flakes!
Get it?! FLAKES?!? ahahahhahahahhaha…
Anyway, I’m sure it’ll happen soon enough, and before you know it everyone will hate me again and wish that I would just morph back into that nasty Spring bitch.
Now I gotta get back to my Winternet dating and all them hot and cold seasonal babes. After all today might be the shortest day of the year, but it’s also the longest night if you catch my drift.
Get it?!? Drift? Like, snow drift?
This thing writes itself.