Forgive me Blogger, for I have sinned. It’s been two weeks since my last blog post, and a full month since the one before. I accuse myself of the following blogging sins:
- Blasphemy – yes, I took Your name in vain and cursed You when I was unable to come up with another post. I’m still not convinced it’s not Your fault, but it obviously hasn’t helped any. Um, also? Maybe that curse about You and the blind bear might have been taking things a bit too far. Sorry.
- Envy – I’ve been reading other bloggers and I admit, I’ve felt envy when reading their well-crafted stories. The kind of envy that makes a person feel ashamed of themselves. Because it’s the kind of envy that makes a person want to whack some of their closest virtual friends with a dictionary. Lovingly, of course.
- Sacrilege – I. Have. Ignored. Google. *ducks and covers*
- Fornication – Oh, wait. That has nothing to do with blogging. Never mind.
And now that I have confessed, it is time for my Act of Contrition. I did a few Bloody Marys but that didn’t seem to help. I just ended up with a headache on top of writer’s block.
I prayed to the Blogosphere, asking it to give me a sign. What could I do to make up for my sins and finally get over this dry spell? And the Blogosphere responded.
3. Above my head
15. My favorite food
29. The city
Sour? Qwerty? Kafkaesque?!
Really, Blogosphere? Self-flagellation wouldn’t have been enough?
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