Blogging

Penance

Forgive me Blogger, for I have sinned. It’s been two weeks since my last blog post, and a full month since the one before. I accuse myself of the following blogging sins:

  • Blasphemy – yes, I took Your name in vain and cursed You when I was unable to come up with another post. I’m still not convinced it’s not Your fault, but it obviously hasn’t helped any. Um, also? Maybe that curse about You and the blind bear might have been taking things a bit too far. Sorry.
  • Envy – I’ve been reading other bloggers and I admit, I’ve felt envy when reading their well-crafted stories. The kind of envy that makes a person feel ashamed of themselves. Because it’s the kind of envy that makes a person want to whack some of their closest virtual friends with a dictionary. Lovingly, of course.
  • Sacrilege – I. Have. Ignored. Google. *ducks and covers*
  • Fornication – Oh, wait. That has nothing to do with blogging. Never mind.

And now that I have confessed, it is time for my Act of Contrition. I did a few Bloody Marys but that didn’t seem to help. I just ended up with a headache on top of writer’s block.

I prayed to the Blogosphere, asking it to give me a sign. What could I do to make up for my sins and finally get over this dry spell? And the Blogosphere responded.

Ziva and MikeWJ announced their 30 Days of Photographs III challenge, starting October 1st. Here are their list of themes:

 

1. Shiny
2. Fast
3. Above my head
4. Sour
5. Lotion
6. Vibration
7. Craftsman
8. Hair
9. Rules
10. Stalker
11. Heavy
12. Five
13. Calm
14. Secret
15. My favorite food
16. Bullshit
17. Coins
18. Qwerty
19. Steel
20. Nails
21. Broken
22. Neutral
23. Underwater
24. M&M’s
25. Video
26. Heart
27. Kafkaesque
28. Autumn
29. The city
30. Blackout

Sour? Qwerty? Kafkaesque?!

Really, Blogosphere? Self-flagellation wouldn’t have been enough?

dominatrix in leather with a whip, legs, high heels, stilettos

I’m pretty sure I even know who to contact for a whip.

Image from here

 

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