There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American

oh henry chocolate bar, caramel, chocolate, peanuts

Who knew someone so drunk could make something so yummy?

The title of this post is a quote by O. Henry and I’m pretty sure that when he said it, he was so drunk he forgot that Canada has Thanksgiving too. And has it first. Monday, October 8th is Canadian Thanksgiving.

That’s right, there are actually things to be thankful for here in the land of moose and dogsleds. You know, the little things like not being knocked up and underwire bras. And this year, I have even more to be thankful for.


I am thankful for Canadian Whiskey.

I am thankful for drugs that, when combined with Canadian Whiskey, fight off the symptoms of Black Death, Malaria and/or Typhus.

I am thankful for drugs that, when combined with Canadian Whiskey, make the walls melt for a few hours. It helps pass the time until I die.

paint drips, colours, colors, paint

The really interesting thing is that my walls are white.

I am thankful for extra soft, 3-ply Kleenex with aloe.

I am soooo thankful I am not participating in a 30-day photo challenge.
Oh. Wait.

I am thankful for 30-day photo challenges with NO RULES so I don’t feel guilty about dying of Black Death, Malaria and/or Typhus and missing the next 23 days.

I am thankful for chocolate.

I am thankful I learned to type without looking at the keyboard since the combination of drugs, Canadian Whiskey and Black Death, Malaria and/or Typhus has rendered me unable to see the keyboard.

I am thankful for the sunlight streaming through my window, gently warming me and staving off the feverish chills of Black Death, Malaria and/or Typhus.

I am thankful for more chocolate.

I am thankful for online shopping ensuring that I will be appropriately dressed at my funeral.

I am thankful that one of my 15 million children has finally woken up so he can make me a cup of tea.

I am thankful said child remembered to add a shot of Canadian Whiskey to Mommy’s tea.

And, on a completely and totally serious note, I am thankful for my girl Meleah who reminded me this morning, as I lay here in my bed facing imminent death and feeling completely sorry for myself, that I have a lot to be thankful for in my life.

Believe me when I say, Meleah can dance.

So, dear readers, lurkers and passersby, I am thankful for all the tens of ones of you who take the time to come by and spend some time here at WWFC. I am thankful for the comments, the laughs, the friendships and mostly the ones of tens of page views that are helping to spiral us up to the top of the last page in Google search results and making our dreams of world domination only slightly less ludicrous and unattainable. I raise my glass of Canadian Whiskey and drink to your health!

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