Writing Challenges

Dude, Whatever

“Whatever, dude. Whatever, dude.”

“You keep saying that.”

“Was I talking out loud again?”

“Yes, you were. It’s the writing challenge again, isn’t it?”

“Yes. I keep repeating today’s prompt in my head in the hopes that more words will come out.”

“Except you’re saying the words out loud. You’re talking to yourself.”

“No I’m not. You’re here.”

“Guess again. I’m your conscience. I’m not really here.”

“Oh shit.”

“That’s right. You’re losing it.”

“So what can I do?”

“Not much. You’ll have to roll with it.”

“This sucks.”

“Well, the best advice I can give you is just move on and hope that you have better luck with tomorrow’s prompt.”

“What’s tomorrow’s prompt?”

“I don’t know. Why don’t you look at the list?”

“Nah, I’ll do it tomorrow.”

“If you wait until tomorrow you’ll be in the same situation you’re in now.”

“Whatever, dude, I’ll take my chances.”

“Suit yourself.”


Oh god. It happened again. Anyway, go see how everyone else fared. Just 3 million days to go in this challenge.


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