Writing Challenges

Make It Cheesy

Welcome to Day 1 of 30 Minus 2 Days of Writing, the creative writing challenge that 4 out of 5 psychiatrists agree will do irreparable damage to your psyche. Today’s prompt is Cheesy, as is the person who suggested it. Yes, that would be me. Don’t forget to link up at the end of this post if you participated before our time was up.

cheese platter variety

In my house, this isn’t a cheese platter, it’s a snack.

My sincerest apologies to the Eagles for completely decimating the lyrics to their hit song Take It Easy.

Make it Cheesy

Well, I’m a-runnin’ down the road
Tryin’ to loosen my load
‘Cause I ate way too much cheese last night;
Four kinds of cheddar,
Two kinds of goat cheese,
One Brie that was oh so right.

Make it cheesy, make it cheesy
Don’t let the sound of your stomach grumbling
Drive you crazy

Parmesan, while you still can
And don’t forget to try Edam
Just don’t eat cheese from a can
And make it cheesy

Well, I’m a-standing by the counter
With an open box of crackers
And such a fine sight to see
It’s Cotswold, my Lord
Sittin’ on my cheese board
Just as yummy as it can be

Come on baby, pass the Colby
I gotta know if Camembert
Is gonna sate me

It may hurt but I still win
Though I might never go poop again
So open up and shovel it in
And make it cheesy

Well I’m a-runnin’ down the road
Trying to loosen my load,
Got a world of tummy trouble on my mind
Need a Provolone
That won’t make me groan
It’s so hard to find

Make it cheesy, make it cheesy
Don’t let the sound of your stomach grumbling
Drive you crazy

Come on baby, pass the Colby
I gotta know if Camembert
Is gonna sate me

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, we got it cheesy
Ricotta make it cheesy

 

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Ok, I decided to set the bar really low on Day 1. This way, everything I post from now on will seem brilliant in comparison. Now go and check out the other, much more talented, much less cheesy bloggers participating in this madness!



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