The Answer Remains The Same

fire, brimstone, devil

It doesn’t seem to have started snowing yet…

I admit I had a bit of trouble with this one. Odd, considering I went to the Eagles’ Hell Freezes Over Tour in 1994. I could have told you about that, except that it isn’t a very interesting story. I went with my ex-husband, who wasn’t an ex yet. It was enjoyable. The End. See? Not much there. So I started thinking about things I would only do ‘when Hell freezes over’. And I realized that various people have asked me various questions at various times in my life where that should have been my ‘go to’ answer. Things like:

When are you going to…

  • Buy Kraft Dinner?
  • Have enough shoes?
  • Dye your hair blonde?
  • Obey the speed limit?
  • Do what I tell you?
  • Stop being like that?
  • Retire?
  • Admit you were wrong?
  • Follow the rules?
  • Play nice with others?
  • Tell me your secret?
  • Cut me some slack?
  • Do the crossword in pencil?
  • Slow down?
  • Put down the computer?
  • Use Kraft singles to make grilled cheese sandwiches?
  • Just walk past a crooked picture?
  • Forgive me?
  • Just try it? I swear you’ll like it.
  • Host another challenge?

Dammit. The answer actually changed for that last one.




Welcome to Day 4 of the Second Third Annual 30 Minus 2 Days of Writing. Today’s prompt was When Hell Freezes Over and it was brought to you by the awesome vocal stylings of Screaming MeMe. Please click on the links below to visit the other people participating in this challenge. The ones who swore they’d only do this when… well, you know. Is it cold in here or is it just me?

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