This Is Definitely Going To Hurt Me More

Mwahahahahahaha... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mwahahahahahaha… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It doesn’t take much: an improperly folded towel, a cup placed on a shelf with the handle turned in, a cupboard door left slightly ajar, under instead of over toilet paper rolls. Any one of these is enough to start my mind’s descent into madness.

Think I’m joking? Maybe exaggerating a little? I wish. Not that long ago, I wrote about how a crooked picture at my hairdresser’s drove me so crazy, I ended up with a mullet.

I don’t know if it’s “real” OCD or not. I’m not a neat freak, I don’t wash my hands 300 times per day and, most importantly, I’m not going around licking doorknobs.

But there are a number of things that send my brain into a state of chaos. The wrong fork, wearing open-toed shoes with unpainted toenails, an apple with a bruise, crossword puzzles done in pencil, things in the bathroom that don’t belong in the bathroom.

But the worst, the absolute worst has to be an unfinis


Welcome to Day 20 of the Second Third Annual 30 Minus 2 Days of Writing. Today’s prompt was Chaos and it was brought to you by the internationally acclaimed Argentinian Tango instructor, Linda Medrano. Please click on the links below to visit the other people participating in this challenge. And feel free to click in no particular order.

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