Ok, people. If ever there was a time to comment on a blog post, this would be the one. Because I am at the end of my rope. My family is being torn apart like a group of Crusading English Knights attempting to cross the path of a killer bunny. I just can’t take it [...]

Isn't Jake a handsome puppy? Even if he does drool all over the place… Maybe for his birthday, someone should tell Jake not to ask his mother to put the pictures in his post.

Hey losers who didn’t turn 18 this year! Guess why today should be a national holiday. Alright it’s already a [...]

I’ve been really busy lately. Busy doing what? I dunno. I have managed to avoid playing Bejeweled for the past 4 days. Well, 2 days, really. Then I fell off the wagon yesterday. But I haven’t played at all today. So that makes 3 days in all.

In any case, I wasn’t spending [...]

Hell, I want her for my birthday.

My son, Jake, is turning 18 in a couple of weeks and I really need to find a gift. I’m stumped. I figured I’d go straight to the source and ask him what he wanted, rather than killing myself trying to find the perfect gift. His answer: [...]

What would you do if you were told you couldn’t eat at a restaurant because of the person accompanying you? Imagine your outrage when you arrive with your parent, grandparent or friend at a public place and find a sign saying “No Person Above the Age of 65 Allowed”.  Like any other forms of [...]

Today, you are graduating from high school, an honour roll student. In a few short months, you will start college. I can’t even begin to tell you how incredibly proud I am of you, not just for this accomplishment,
but for everything that you do and all that you are. You bring light and laughter [...]

This is definitely NOT why you should have kids. It’s not why I had kids. Useless freakin’ lumps of brain-rotting flesh!

For Sale: AS IS!! 2 teenagers, dirt cheap, barely used because of slight defects. If nothing else, should be good for spare parts. Will ship to you. No assembly required.

This, on [...]

The truth is not out there. It's in here.

The following events are all 100% true. They took place in my home, on what appeared to be a normal Friday evening but was, in reality, the evening that shall henceforth be known as “The Night The Aliens Invaded My House”.

I began to suspect something [...]

My decisions all seem to boil down to "should I stay or should I go?" or "should I get them in black or leopard print?"

I’m sitting here in the dark, thinking about some of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

I’ve had to make some touch choices in my life. Do I stay [...]

I don't always know who I am, but I like butterflies.

Hi there. Come on in, have a seat. We need to talk. There’s something I need to tell you, and it might come as a shock. My name isn’t really Nicky. Well, at least, not always.

I have an older brother. When he was [...]