Release your inner monkey.

A series of events led me to reopen the random thoughts file. First, I have a new job. Second, I read them again and they are fucking hilarious. Turd, I like to say turd. It’s gonna be tough to find a new way to number my thoughts without numbers. It’s [...]

No, this was not my reaction when I heard the news. Really. I don't care what you've heard. Or read. Or saw on t.v.

Hi there. Nicky here. I know it says that this post is by Jepeto, and it will be. I’d hate to disappoint everyone. I just wanted to take a moment [...]

Winter

What up, haters? It’s me, Winter, back with another awesome display of my awesomeness!

So Mike is on vacation and he really wants to go skiing in Vermont sometime this week. He hasn’t even been skiing in over 5 years, and since it rained all weekend, he was worried that the conditions would be [...]

Winter

Ok, I get it.

You hate Me.

You see Me as cold, wet and slippery and it pisses you off. Well you know what? It’s not easy being a season. Most of you have been bitching out my snowy ass since I brushed your pretty noses with the very first flakes of my awesomeness back [...]

Fuck. Off.

Howdy bloggers, it’s me again, Jake. As you may know, I have only written 1 blog post. I am not as in to the whole blogging thing as my mom might be but this time she’s gone too far. I have taken the repetetive insults and laughed cause, lets face it, it’s funny, [...]

Yeah yeah yeah! Random thoughts are back. No numbers. No, no. Girlfriend stubborn and angry. Esperanto will be my next trick.

Unu) It’s been more than a month now that I am jobless. Am I better? Yep. But I left a well compensated job for volunteering. Oh I am not going to build homes in Africa [...]

The smegma cheese fiasco is almost over. I have scarred some of you for life, which, I admit, brings a smile to my tired face. So here’s something more, um, acceptable I guess, by social standards. Charles Baudelaire’s Énivrez-vous!  has always lifted my spirits. And I promised to post it for a special [...]

…except for death, taxes and Jepeto’s manic ramblings.  

They look delicious, don't they?

 Nein Random Thoughts

 Eins) Easiest way to get out of a depression: move above sea level.

 Zwei) I pay taxes. A shitload of ‘em. Health tax for healthcare. School tax for schools. Property taxes for my city’s infrastructures. Gas taxes for pollution (I [...]

Written numbers, numerals…can’t fool my love anymore. Gotta code my thoughts. I wanted to call Dan Brown to help me, but I had a brilliant idea. Morse code. Is this the first Morse code post in the world? If you concentrate and listen you might hear my thoughts. After the famous Philadelphia experiment, here is [...]

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Nicky’s son… but you can call me Jake. I had to write a speech in my english class and the topic I chose was bullying. I chose this topic for two reasons: 1. I know people who were bullied and 2. I’m one of them. My mom read the [...]