Wow. I am finally out of the hospital. My girlfriend beat the shit outta me for writing with numbers, though technically they are not numbers (Ouch! Quit it!). Alright, I am better now. Tired. No more surprises, honey, I promise. XV IX Random Thoughts I) Seriously. How can you be a beaten man? I...
My girlfriend (hehe, love you baby) asked me why I numbered each entry in my last post “15 random thoughts”. I like Elliotte Friedman’s blog on hockey, he’s got 30 random thoughts. Anyway, my sweet love says that it looks stooopid to write in the numbers. Alright, no more numbers. Fifteen Random Thoughts One)...
1) My girlfriend is starting to move a little when we have sex…I even heard a little “humph” I think. You know what that means? Yeah baby, it means it’s almost spring!!!! Fuck that pawtuckett racoon or critter or whatever it is who predicts the weather! 2) Another sign that spring is coming: I...
It’s time once again for guest blogger Jepeto’s take on life. He is actually quite unapologetic, but we apologize on his behalf. Jepeto spent seven years in Haiti, and after the earthquake we asked him if he wanted to write something about it. In a rare moment of sobriety, he said he found it...
Due to the overwhelming numbers of comments in my last post, I offer you fans a way to win my most prized possession: A Munster that Vercingetorix carried under his armpit in the battle of Alesia (drooling…mmmm). But you must be worthy of it! I won’t give away the Holy Grail of Cheese to punks!...
For our 2010 resolutions post, we’ve decided to do something different, crazy, and completely irresponsible: We’re letting our resident Guest Blogger Jepeto have the honors. (The resolutions expressed below are those of the guest blogger and in no way represent the collective resolutions of WWFC) 2010 Resolutions (not actually 2010 resolutions, idiots, just 8...
“Who is that person who speaks to me as tho I needed his advice?” “I have declared Philip my High Councilor” “Is he qualified?” The impudent Councilor opens his mouth… “I am skilled in the arts of war and military tactics, Sire” “Are you? …then tell me, what advice would you offer on the...
