A legacy to survive the ages

WWFC Mourns

Morrie R. Yohai, inventor of Cheez Doodles, has died. He was 90.  Yohai developed the snack at his Old London Foods factory in the 1950s. The company already was selling Dipsy Doodles rippled corn chips. He applied a similar concept for the Cheez Doodles, adapting [...]

When I opened my laptop today, I was disgusted to realize that there was a crushed earwig on the keyboard. It must have been sitting there without me realizing it the night before, and when I went to shut the lid…CRUNCH.

I kind of saw that as a parallel to my life and my [...]

Why, Oh Why, Couldn’t It Be Called Chuck E. Chalupa??!!

Wait a minute, Uncle Willy! Aren't YOU supposed to be the one blindfolded?!

Authorities confronted a sex offender at a Florida Chuck E. Cheese, but didn’t arrest him.  Police said he was doing nothing wrong.  Of course he wasn’t. Hey, he’s got just as [...]

Desperate Cheese Times Call For Desperate Cheese Measures

A Washington man, Harley Davidson Ironwing, is facing charges of first-degree robbery and second-degree assault for allegedly knocking down an 84-year-old man while fleeing a grocery store with five packages of string cheese hidden in his waistband. Apparently, he hadn’t eaten in 3 days and was [...]

Wow, what a week it’s been! We hit a hundred posts and had our crazy contest, and we doled out some awesome cheese related prizes. True, the coasters are wine related, but if you’re not having cheese with your wine, well then…well then!

So anyway, remember way back when  I mentioned the unfortunately named game or [...]

Because Nothing Says ”Happy Birthday” Like Cheese…

Olwyn Green, of New Zealand decided to buy an 8 lb wheel of white Lancashire Crumbly, her husband Jim’s favourite cheese, while visiting relatives in northern England, to bring back for his 75th birthday.  But thanks to Iceland’s increased promiscuity resulting in a lack of virgins to sacrifice to the angry volcano gods, [...]

Cheese Gets Reconnected

On Sunday, I began experiencing some technical difficulties. My Internet connection kept getting dropped. I would barely have time to load a page and then bam! Gone. By Monday, frustration had quickly escalated to panic. By Tuesday, I was experiencing extreme withdrawal symptoms and contacted my Internet provider to send over a [...]

This week, Glenn Beck’s honesty about news really being an entertainment money machine has inspired me. He wasn’t my only source of inspiration, though.

CHEESE ATTEMPTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY INFILTRATING THE MEDIA

Cheese has been maneuvering into a position of power, clearly trying to usurp control of the most powerful country [...]

Not That Zamboni

A few months back, I wrote a little post about some of the inspirational and hopeful events from 2009. Ok, so maybe “Cello Scrotum” (see Baroness Elaine Murphy ) had nothing to do with inspiration or hope. What did fall into the hopeful category was Dr. Paolo Zamboni’s treatment [...]

Gear up for mass listeria, folks!

Silani Sweet Cheese Ltd. of Ontario is voluntarily recalling their Silani brand mozzarella. So far, nobody’s gotten sick, or died, or sued. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency said “The contaminated cheese may not look or smell spoiled, but it may look or smell like a Toyota.”

Turns [...]