September. The days are sunny, the skies are clear and blue, and there’s a hint of “crisp” in the air. Yes, a touch of those cool faraway tendrils of winter which will eventually be upon us. Summer might be over, but the change in temperature and the smell of Autumn is worth it. I...
…because it would seem that I wasn’t clear enough the first time. I wrote this last November and decided to repost it after I got 14 emails today from people I know and who are now automatically filtered into my junk mail file. Yeah, I’m recycling. It’s hot and my brain has melted. So sue...
Hey, I’m back from Kleenex Heaven! My sinuses were so blocked this week that I thought a squid had moved in. But I made it to my parents for dinner. Twice. You know, just to say “hi” and all that. Also, do not underestimate the power of chicken soup. I don’t get colds very...
I’ve been working like a fool and it finally caught up with me: First cold in 2 years. Obviously I do not have kids For some reason, as I sat here drinking litres of Green Tea, I started thinking back to some of the terrible dates I’ve been on in my life. One in...
Well, the sun has been out all week and just warm enough to ease the frozen claw of that wretched Old Man Winter. Just a tiny little bit. So I was going to write with a positive tone, when something happened. Things got stupid! The week started off promising enough with a trip to...
What the hell is wrong with people? Have the majority of people in the world been raised by a pack of wolves? Today I got up, got showered, got dressed, got in my car and got going to work. Along the way, I was cut off, not once, not twice but three times. The...
When it comes to charity, we all know that the right time to give is now. Thanksgiving and the holiday season are apt times to give, but we know that there are always people in need all year round. Every year I give something to a variety of organizations. I give clothes, computers and...
Ideally, Sunday should be: Brunch, a cafe, or maybe a movie. Perhaps I’ll just laze away on the couch absently picking a guitar, staring off into space , gloriously unshowered, unshaven, and unfit for visitors. Idyllic picture, huh? Sunday should not be spent shoulder to shoulder with zombified masses of drooling idiots, shambling through...
…is what the temperature was today in my neck of the woods. That would be Celsius by the way. That would be -1,800,000,032 degrees Fahrenheit. Actually, when I attempted to use a temperature conversion site to find out what -1,000,000,000 Celsius is in Farenheit, I got the following message: Your input cannot be below absolute zero. ...
I hate themes, even though there appears to be a zombie theme, cheese news theme and stoopid people theme to all of my blogs. In my defense, zombies are awesome, cheese is the meaning of life and there are just so many ridiculously stupid people in this world, the majority of whom seem destined to...
