Stoopid Peepel

People Who Should Spontaneously Combust

December 5, 2009
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People Who Should Spontaneously Combust

Ok, it’s that time of year.  Snowflakes, mistletoe, lights, wreathes, 3-hour wait for parking at the mall, 4-hour wait at the checkout line…ahhh, ’tis the season to blow someone up.  This is typically the time of year when I lose all patience.  Not because of the usual stressors of the holidays, but rather because it seems to...

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It’s Just Tuesday, Folks

November 24, 2009
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It’s Just Tuesday, Folks

So, I’m driving into work this morning and listening to the radio, singing along to something (Sittin’ at a Bar by Rehab, actually – love that tune…but I digress).  The song ends and the news comes on.  And this is where things get stupid. The news report is about 8 women skiing to the South...

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Incurable Disease Is The New Pandemic

November 22, 2009
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Incurable Disease Is The New Pandemic

Recently, I’ve had quite a few conversations regarding medical issues.  First, a discussion with my sister-in-law about whether or not to vacinate our children against H1N1.  We are both educated, intelligent women who do not want to fall victim to wide-spread panic, but we are also loving mothers who will do everything we can for...

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Please Forward This To Everyone You Know

November 3, 2009
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Please Forward This To Everyone You Know

A boy child with H1N1 went mising from the planet after winning the Nigerian lotery.  Please sign this petition to have the United Federation of Planets of the Apes finally get off their butts to find him. Ok, so I have obviously exaggerated and you knew immediately that this was not a true story. ...

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I Join The Ranks Of Stoopid Peepel

October 21, 2009
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I Join The Ranks Of Stoopid Peepel

So, here I sit, checking out cheese news – verrrrry slow week – trying to figure out what I’d like to write about when suddenly it hits me.  I am soooooooooo stoopid. Let me start by saying that I have had an extremely crazy busy week and weekend.  Work has been ridiculously hectic and...

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Why Do People Have To Be So…

October 4, 2009
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…STOOPID! Long story short, I was working late. When you work late, not much is open, so you’re pretty much screwed. Your back’s against the wall and you’re left staring at McDonalds (not in this life I won’t), Second Cup (they can’t even make coffee!), and Tim Hortons. Well, Tim’s makes an edible sandwich,...

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Two Guys Walk Into a Bar…

September 23, 2009
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There’s this bar near my office.  I pass it every day, walking to and from the bus.  The other day was pretty nice, so people were sitting outside.  As I was passing by, I overheard this profound statement: “…and when we are the only one’s with any natural resources left, well then what do...

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Biff the Great and Powerful

August 18, 2009
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Biff the Great and Powerful

So I used to work for this guy, call him Biff. If I must spell it out, Biff is an idiot. I tend to use that description often, but Biff is a different kettle of guppy altogether. On a regular basis, Biff would use what I call Biff-isms. I suppose they were expressions that...

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Car Surfing: riding the wave of stupidity

August 10, 2009
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Car Surfing: riding the wave of stupidity

Car surfing has been appearing a little more regularly in the news recently due to the rash of deaths that have occured. A 17 year old boy in Huntington Beach, a 19 year old Kentucky student, a 17 year old Quebec girl.   As sad as it is that these lives are cut short, one...

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Fools vs Morons

August 7, 2009
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Fools vs Morons

Since We Work For Cheese is in its infancy, I’ve been working at setting up the basics, or more specifically SEO (Search Engine Optimization). While SEO is a science that takes some time to master, one must concentrate on content. The challenge is to write about something you’re interested in while also appealing to...

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