A legacy to survive the ages
WWFC Mourns
Morrie R. Yohai, inventor of Cheez Doodles, has died. He was 90. Yohai developed the snack at his Old London Foods factory in the 1950s. The company already was selling Dipsy Doodles rippled corn chips. He applied a similar concept for the Cheez Doodles, adapting [...]
The smegma cheese fiasco is almost over. I have scarred some of you for life, which, I admit, brings a smile to my tired face. So here’s something more, um, acceptable I guess, by social standards. Charles Baudelaire’s Énivrez-vous! has always lifted my spirits. And I promised to post it for a special [...]
Desperate Cheese Times Call For Desperate Cheese Measures
A Washington man, Harley Davidson Ironwing, is facing charges of first-degree robbery and second-degree assault for allegedly knocking down an 84-year-old man while fleeing a grocery store with five packages of string cheese hidden in his waistband. Apparently, he hadn’t eaten in 3 days and was [...]
I was on a grocery run a few weeks back and decided to hit up one of the semi-independent stores for my fruits and veggies. Not only did they have excellent fruits and veggies at decent city prices, but they also had…a kick ass cheese section!
They had the usual Bries and Camemberts, local artisan [...]
On Sunday, I began experiencing some technical difficulties. My Internet connection kept getting dropped. I would barely have time to load a page and then bam! Gone. By Monday, frustration had quickly escalated to panic. By Tuesday, I was experiencing extreme withdrawal symptoms and contacted my Internet provider to send over a [...]
Last week, WWFC was getting that warm, fuzzy feeling that only comes when you’ve received praise from your peers. (Ok, so it also comes when the cat on your lap pees, but that’s not what happened. This time.) We received our first award, and got quite a few mentions from various bloggers. Some of the [...]
This week, Glenn Beck’s honesty about news really being an entertainment money machine has inspired me. He wasn’t my only source of inspiration, though.
CHEESE ATTEMPTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY INFILTRATING THE MEDIA
Cheese has been maneuvering into a position of power, clearly trying to usurp control of the most powerful country [...]
My girlfriend (hehe, love you baby) asked me why I numbered each entry in my last post “15 random thoughts”. I like Elliotte Friedman’s blog on hockey, he’s got 30 random thoughts. Anyway, my sweet love says that it looks stooopid to write in the numbers. Alright, no more numbers.
Fifteen Random Thoughts
One) [...]
THINGS ARE VERY WRONG IN THE WORLD OF CHEESE
Hmm…what does one do with all that extra milk Mommy pumped? New York chef, Daniel Angerer, actually made cheese out his wife’s breast milk. If that isn’t f*cked up enough, he’s serving it with figs and Hungarian pepper at his restaurant, Klee Brasserie. I [...]
THE CALIFORNIAN VERSION OF “LES MISERABLES”
A California man, Robert Ferguson, was sentenced to 8 years in prison for stealing a bag of shredded cheese. He was nearly given life in prison, due to California’s 3-strikes law, but a psychiatrist’s report resulted in a reduced sentence. OK, so what if this guy spent [...]
