Desperate Cheese Times Call For Desperate Cheese Measures

A Washington man, Harley Davidson Ironwing, is facing charges of first-degree robbery and second-degree assault for allegedly knocking down an 84-year-old man while fleeing a grocery store with five packages of string cheese hidden in his waistband. Apparently, he hadn’t eaten in 3 days and was [...]

Cheese Gets Reconnected

On Sunday, I began experiencing some technical difficulties. My Internet connection kept getting dropped. I would barely have time to load a page and then bam! Gone. By Monday, frustration had quickly escalated to panic. By Tuesday, I was experiencing extreme withdrawal symptoms and contacted my Internet provider to send over a [...]

THINGS ARE VERY WRONG IN THE WORLD OF CHEESE 

Hmm…what does one do with all that extra milk Mommy pumped? New York chef, Daniel Angerer, actually made cheese out his wife’s breast milk.  If that isn’t f*cked up enough, he’s serving it with figs and Hungarian pepper at his restaurant, Klee Brasserie.  I [...]

THE CALIFORNIAN VERSION OF “LES MISERABLES”

A California man, Robert Ferguson, was sentenced to 8 years in prison for stealing a bag of shredded cheese.  He was nearly given life in prison, due to California’s 3-strikes law, but a psychiatrist’s report resulted in a reduced sentence.  OK, so what if this guy spent [...]

AFTER YOU FIGHT OVER IT, YOU CAN HEAL YOURSELF WITH IT.

So I know you’ve all been wondering, where the hell has Nicky been all week and what the hell is new with cheese?

Well, in between the kids, the job, and all the things that go along with all that, Nicky has been working on [...]