Huhn? Ish now? Hahhhappy newear! I luf hue man.
Quite a few people spent the last few days of 2010 looking back, reviewing the year and making resolutions. I spent the last few days of 2010 trying to drink enough to completely obliterate 2010 from my memory. Success!
So, I’ve spent the last couple of [...]
The World Cheese Awards took place again and this year’s champ comes from…England! Cornish Blue, made in Liskeard by Philip and Carol Stansfield, nosed ahead of 2,600 entries from 26 countries for the win. It would seem that while France was busy being snooty, England has developed a choice of 700 homegrown cheeses while [...]
It's hard to tell one day from another when they all suck.
A Day Late And Several Dollars Short
September’s edition of Cheese In The News is a little late because I forgot the old “30 days hath September” poem and subsequently believed today was September 31st. I was going to try and make some [...]
A legacy to survive the ages
WWFC Mourns
Morrie R. Yohai, inventor of Cheez Doodles, has died. He was 90. Yohai developed the snack at his Old London Foods factory in the 1950s. The company already was selling Dipsy Doodles rippled corn chips. He applied a similar concept for the Cheez Doodles, adapting [...]
Why, Oh Why, Couldn’t It Be Called Chuck E. Chalupa??!!
Wait a minute, Uncle Willy! Aren't YOU supposed to be the one blindfolded?!
Authorities confronted a sex offender at a Florida Chuck E. Cheese, but didn’t arrest him. Police said he was doing nothing wrong. Of course he wasn’t. Hey, he’s got just as [...]
Desperate Cheese Times Call For Desperate Cheese Measures
A Washington man, Harley Davidson Ironwing, is facing charges of first-degree robbery and second-degree assault for allegedly knocking down an 84-year-old man while fleeing a grocery store with five packages of string cheese hidden in his waistband. Apparently, he hadn’t eaten in 3 days and was [...]
On Sunday, I began experiencing some technical difficulties. My Internet connection kept getting dropped. I would barely have time to load a page and then bam! Gone. By Monday, frustration had quickly escalated to panic. By Tuesday, I was experiencing extreme withdrawal symptoms and contacted my Internet provider to send over a [...]
THINGS ARE VERY WRONG IN THE WORLD OF CHEESE
Hmm…what does one do with all that extra milk Mommy pumped? New York chef, Daniel Angerer, actually made cheese out his wife’s breast milk. If that isn’t f*cked up enough, he’s serving it with figs and Hungarian pepper at his restaurant, Klee Brasserie. I [...]
THE CALIFORNIAN VERSION OF “LES MISERABLES”
A California man, Robert Ferguson, was sentenced to 8 years in prison for stealing a bag of shredded cheese. He was nearly given life in prison, due to California’s 3-strikes law, but a psychiatrist’s report resulted in a reduced sentence. OK, so what if this guy spent [...]
