dental hygienist

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My (Tooth) Brush With Death – Part II

The dental hygienist put her gloved fingers in my mouth. And yes, I survived. But my neurotic meltdown over germ-infested gloves was only the beginning. She then proceeded to pull the left corner of my mouth over towards my ear. And over some more. And some more. When she reached my ear, she stapled my […]

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My (Tooth) Brush With Death – Part I

I made the appointment for seven p.m., giving me plenty of time to have something to eat first. I figured if Jesus got a last supper, then so would I. Not that I’m comparing myself to Jesus. His beard was far more impressive than mine. Also? I’m never this happy. In any case, I ate […]



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