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Where Are Will Smith And Tommy Lee Jones When You Need Them?

The following events are all 100% true. They took place in my home, on what appeared to be a normal Friday evening but was, in reality, the evening that shall henceforth be known as “The Night The Aliens Invaded My House”. I began to suspect something was not right almost immediately upon arriving home. I […]

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Nothing In Life Is Guaranteed…

…except for death, taxes and Jepeto’s manic ramblings. Nein Random Thoughts Eins) Easiest way to get out of a depression: move above sea level. Zwei) I pay taxes. A shitload of ‘em. Health tax for healthcare. School tax for schools. Property taxes for my city’s infrastructures. Gas taxes for pollution (I guess). Taxes to drive, […]

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