The truth is not out there. It's in here.

The following events are all 100% true. They took place in my home, on what appeared to be a normal Friday evening but was, in reality, the evening that shall henceforth be known as “The Night The Aliens Invaded My House”.

I began to suspect something [...]

…except for death, taxes and Jepeto’s manic ramblings.  

They look delicious, don't they?

 Nein Random Thoughts

 Eins) Easiest way to get out of a depression: move above sea level.

 Zwei) I pay taxes. A shitload of ‘em. Health tax for healthcare. School tax for schools. Property taxes for my city’s infrastructures. Gas taxes for pollution (I [...]