Sure, it's worth nothing now. But one day, it'll be worth next to nothing.

You want to meet me IRL, don’t you? I know you do. We’ve become friends. I’ve charmed you with my wit, my humour, and my Evangeline Lilly good looks.

Ok, so I have no idea why you like me.

Whatever.

The problem with [...]

“If I had money, I tell you what I’d do. I’d go downtown and buy a Mercury or two. I’m crazy ’bout a Mercury, yeah, crazy ’bout a Mercury. I’m gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.” - Steve Miller Band

I always loved that song. When I was [...]

Gear up for mass listeria, folks!

Silani Sweet Cheese Ltd. of Ontario is voluntarily recalling their Silani brand mozzarella. So far, nobody’s gotten sick, or died, or sued. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency said “The contaminated cheese may not look or smell spoiled, but it may look or smell like a Toyota.”

Turns [...]