Hell, I want her for my birthday.

My son, Jake, is turning 18 in a couple of weeks and I really need to find a gift. I’m stumped. I figured I’d go straight to the source and ask him what he wanted, rather than killing myself trying to find the perfect gift. His answer: [...]

You have got to be kidding me?

It’s August 14 and you’re turning brown? Seriously! I think you have an attitude problem, mister, because everyone around you is still green. Sure, some of your fellow trees are producing mature seeds that are about ready to drop, but no one said you can go brown. Ok? Now [...]