IT WAS A SAD DAY FOR CHEESE LOVERS EVERYWHERE

A couple face drug and burglary charges after being arrested for a cheese heist in Manawatu, New Zealand.   The arrests ensued after a rail worker spotted people acting suspiciously on a track near Halcombe.  A police spokesperson said “After the train, which had been carrying [...]

A boy child with H1N1 went mising from the planet after winning the Nigerian lotery.  Please sign this petition to have the United Federation of Planets of the Apes finally get off their butts to find him.

Ok, so I have obviously exaggerated and you knew immediately that this was not a [...]