One candle for every decade of your life. Holy crap, that's a depressing thought, isn't it?

What are you doing here? Didn’t you know there’s a party going on? It’s Michael Whiteman-Jones’  (aka MikeWJ, aka BonyMike, aka BoneyMike) and he’s having a party. Everyone’s invited, but you must bring a gift. This [...]

Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it’s so white as snow
Privately divided by a world so undecided
And there’s no where to go
In between the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it’s so white as snow
I said hey
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
 
Red Hot Chili Peppers
 
I’m not going to complain about the 3 000 feet of snow currently [...]

…is what the temperature was today in my neck of the woods.  That would be Celsius by the way.  That would be -1,800,000,032 degrees Fahrenheit.  Actually, when I attempted to use a temperature conversion site to find out what -1,000,000,000 Celsius is in Farenheit, I got the following message: Your input cannot be below absolute zero.  [...]