I didn’t get out of the office until 8pm. which was fine. It was quiet, I had some of my favorite colleagues around to talk to, and the company expensed my sushi.

When I left the office, I figured it was a good time to hit the downtown bookstore for a Father’s Day gift for [...]

You have got to be kidding me?

It’s August 14 and you’re turning brown? Seriously! I think you have an attitude problem, mister, because everyone around you is still green. Sure, some of your fellow trees are producing mature seeds that are about ready to drop, but no one said you can go brown. Ok? Now [...]