This is definitely NOT why you should have kids. It’s not why I had kids. Useless freakin’ lumps of brain-rotting flesh!

For Sale: AS IS!! 2 teenagers, dirt cheap, barely used because of slight defects. If nothing else, should be good for spare parts. Will ship to you. No assembly required.

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This weekend, my oldest son invited his girlfriend and a couple of friends over to spend the weekend. I had 5 teenagers and a toddler all weekend. All. Weekend.

Actually, I must say that my son and his friends are really good kids. I must say it because they read this blog from time to time.

Seriously, [...]

Car surfing has been appearing a little more regularly in the news recently due to the rash of deaths that have occured. A 17 year old boy in Huntington Beach, a 19 year old Kentucky student, a 17 year old Quebec girl.   As sad as it is that these lives are cut short, one can’t [...]