It was a cold and stormy Saturday night exactly exactly 43 years ago. Ok, no it wasn’t. It was a cold and stormy Saturday morning exactly 43 years ago. Sort of. It was cold, but not stormy. It was a cold and sunny Saturday morning exactly 43 years ago. Actually, I’m not sure if it [...]

Really? Are they really going to make me state the obvious? It seems they are.

I just read this article in Forbes about how the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine (PCRM) has decided to raise public awareness regarding cheese and how it turns you into this:

Yes, I am certain *this* is the [...]

Seriously. Does she look like she cares if it's for her?

Hi. How’s it going? *looks at computer screen expectantly*

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Ok, then. Moving right along.

I’m doing just fine. Well, no. I’m not. Not really. I am experiencing technical difficulties. See, technically, I can write. But, technically, I just don’t feel like it. This has happened [...]

Imagine a really witty caption here.

Can I tell you a secret? I used to have spam envy. That’s right. People were always sharing their stories about the funny email spam they would get, yet I would get no spam at all, so I couldn’t join in the conversation.

Ok, maybe no spam is a [...]

Ok, people. If ever there was a time to comment on a blog post, this would be the one. Because I am at the end of my rope. My family is being torn apart like a group of Crusading English Knights attempting to cross the path of a killer bunny. I just can’t take it [...]

Facing certain death, Dobson was rescued from a town in northern Quebec. He’s a three month old farm cat whose intestines are probably crawling with parasites and other interesting organisms.

But he’s adorable

And now he’s mine.

And he’s totally OK with me being his mom.

Even though I have a beard and a penis.

Anyhow, this is Dobson:

He’s [...]

These have absolutely nothing to do with this post but I got them for Christmas and felt the overwhelming need to show them off. I also have the overwhelming need to wear them all the time. Even with pajamas. That's not weird, right?

So, how were your holidays? If you’re like me… hey, what’s [...]

My resolution is to recycle more.

Seems that over 200 000 people search for resolution definition every month. As a public service, I give you the definition as per dictionary.com:

res·o·lu·tion  [rez-uh-loo-shuhn] – noun

- a resolve or determination: to make a firm resolution to do something.

There were actually 4 more definitions, but they were all [...]

This is the White House Christmas card. I'm expecting mine any day now.

This week I read an article in the L.A. Times about Sarah Palin criticizing the White House Christmas card. The card features Bo Obama, the family pooch and states:

“From our family to yours, may your holidays shine with [...]