Let me just start by saying that I don’t lick doorknobs. I don’t wash my hands 1,000 times a day in scalding hot water. I don’t have to turn light switches on and off three times before I leave a room. And Lord knows, I do not feel the uncontrollable urge to clean stuff. But…
I’ve been working until midnight every night for the past few weeks, which not only gives me the luxury of having almost no social life, but is also a great opportunity to take some photos on my late night bike rides home. That said, I…
I’m old. And tired. My day begins at 4 am, when I grind wheat for pancakes. No, that’s not a euphemism for anything. I work long hours for little glory and have 15 million children to take care of even though they’re technically old enough…
So, what’s new? What’s everyone been up to? I completely forgot to write anything, even after receiving numerous text messages and voice mails all saying just that: WRITE SOMETHING. ANYTHING.…
I stared in utter revulsion. After 20 minutes and considerable maneuvering – not to mention a horrible ripping sound that made me suspect we will be redoing the floor this…
I messed up. I messed up bad. Real bad. I’ve been whining like a baby about writing ever since that cold traumatic February writing challenge. Then, I told myself that…
Today is a very special day. On this day in 1996, the now-defunct Montreal Expos thrashed the Colorado Rockies 21-9 at Coors Field. If that isn’t incredible enough, on this…
That’s right, folks! I’m giving away free advice today and today only! As someone who used to date bums and losers almost exclusively until I finally found Mr. Right, I…
My friend P.J. is hosting a photo challenge that entails taking 5 pictures per month based on a theme he announces at the beginning of each month. For example, March’s…
