What’s Swedish For Kaboom?

A little while back, I was Skyping with the lovely Ziva. For those of you who haven’t had the sheer pleasure of seeing Ziva, here’s a screen shot I took of her:


I know, right?

And I guess it would only be fair for me to post a screen shot of myself as well. Here you go:


This is exactly what I look like when we Skype.

So, were chatting. Here’s how it went:

me_avatarStuff about you… you’re so beautiful… more stuff about you… I love you, Mistress Ziva…

Ziva_avatar Yes, worship me, you want to please me, don’t you?

me_avatarI live to please you… stuff about you… sexy… gorgeous… love… handcuffs

Ziva_avatar Yes, that is exactly what I want…

me_avatar If I were there right now, I’d… hey! Is that a new couch?

Ziva_avatar Yes, it is – finally! We finally got our new couch. It’s huge!

me_avatarIt’s very pretty. Let me guess, Ikea?

Ziva_avatar Actually, no. We didn’t get it from Ikea.

me_avatar Wait, what?! Did you say NOT from Ikea?

Ziva_avatar Yes, that’s right. Sometimes, we don’t get our furniture from Ikea.

me_avatar I don’t even know what to say to that.

Ziva_avatar It’s true. And sometimes, we even get our meatballs from someplace else.

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Welcome to the last freakin’ day of the Second Third Annual 30 Minus 2 Days of Writing. Today’s prompt was And Then My Brain Exploded and it was brought to you by the International Obfuscated C Code Contest Second Third Runner Up, CheesyMike!

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